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My husband forgot about my birthday today. He even argued with our daughter that today was not my birthday.
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EQ! We need cookies! STAT!!!
I sorry, hun. I offer you lots of baked goodness and booze, and I can smack the husband around with the salmon, if it'll make you feel better...
That sucks.
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Wait. Is it midnight in your timezone yet?
'Cause I can totally do a quick Tarot spread for the next year for you if you want. That'll be probably good.Childrenofthenight.Thecomicseries.com/comics/latest
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no it is not midnight yetComment
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Happy Birthday from your other family at CS.
Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.Comment
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Happy Birthday!
Here's a 
for hubby for forgetting your b-day.
I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09Comment
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First of all, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Second of all, will you be requiring a sledgehammer, machete, or just a basic kitchen knife? Or best of all....an icky, smelly, frozen trout?You really need to see a neurologist. - WagegothComment
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I'll be willing to do an asskicking free of charge.
Well, it likely be my own ass that gets kick. I suck at fighting. But it be comical nontheless.Military Spouse Support.
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That's why I'd be doing it, Plaidman.
People tend to forget that the little ones tend to be the craziest and the most stealth.You really need to see a neurologist. - WagegothComment
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Brought to you by EQ Cookies Inc.Quoth Evil Queen View PostToday's cookie is classic Chocolate Chocolate Chip.
Evil Queen Cookies, the royality cookie.Military Spouse Support.
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Shady.
*hugs*I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.
Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.Comment
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mmmhmmmmmmQuoth Evil Queen View Post
*administers a massive dosage of cookies*
Today's cookie is classic Chocolate Chocolate Chip.
Oh yeah!!
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But. But. But.
You can't be getting older?
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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