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    who would get your vote? For me its Wanda Sykes Who the hell told her she was funny shes irritating. Ive hated her ever since they had her on Inside the NFl and she bagged on the whole city of Cincinnati. Hell shed probably never been here.shut the hell up
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    Chris Rock

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    • #3
      I'm tired of Wanda Sykes ending up in everything...

      But, I really have to go for the guy from the last season of dancing with the stars, the one who got kicked off the first week...
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      • #4
        Quoth Juwl View Post
        I'm tired of Wanda Sykes ending up in everything...

        But, I really have to go for the guy from the last season of dancing with the stars, the one who got kicked off the first week...
        Jeffrey Ross? Yeah, he's pretty bad....then again, most of the Comedy Central Roast regulars are...

        Speaking of, I gotta nominate Lisa Lampanelli...crude humor has its place, but she's just over the top.
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        • #5
          Dunno if anybody's heard of this dude (Nick Di Paolo), but he sucked on the Comedy Central Roast for Larry The Cable Guy. Worst Stand Up Comedian. EVAR!
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          • #6
            Carrot Top.
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            • #7
              Quoth Stormraven View Post
              Carrot Top.
              Just don't say it to his face, or he'll crush you with his hand. Dude took way to many steriods.


              Who do I think isnt funny? Hmm. I guess nowadays, Robin Williams. *Runs and hides* SORRY!
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              • #8
                Patton Oswalt.
                Everything he says comes off as whining to me.

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                • #9
                  Dustin Diamond, aka Screech.

                  He performed at my college. He nearly ended up booed off the stage, he was that bad.

                  Wanda Sykes is pretty sucktastic as well.
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                  • #10
                    Andrew Dice Clay

                    Rude, vulgar and just plain nasty. Blech!
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                    • #11
                      Dane Cook.

                      Just isn't funny.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                        Dane Cook.

                        Just isn't funny.
                        As a friend of mine says, "Remember when Dane Cook was funny? Yeah, neither do I."

                        I have lots of favorite stand-ups, but can't think of any that are terrible. hm.
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                        • #13
                          I think Dane Cook's roles in movies are quite hilarious, but as a stand up comedian.....he just sucks and isn't very funny.
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                          • #14
                            Bob Saget

                            He just randomly cusses for no reason and people laugh because "It's Danny Tanner!"

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Plaidman View Post
                              Just don't say it to his face, or he'll crush you with his hand. Dude took way to many steriods.


                              Who do I think isnt funny? Hmm. I guess nowadays, Robin Williams. *Runs and hides* SORRY!
                              I dunno if you can count him becuse he doesn't do stand up anymore i think?

                              he WAS funny... you know 20 years ago when he was fuled by coke lol but now... yea not so much.

                              I'd have to go with hmm paula poundstone probably NOT funny in the slightest.

                              but I might have to tie that with Larry the cable guy (git r done? really you just said words and then expected a laugh i've seen deranged homeless bums with better comedy acts such as 'fight with rotten sandwhich' :P). sorry larry redneck humor stopped being funny when jeff foxworthy stopped being funny, which was roughly 10 years ago at least.

                              Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                              Dane Cook.

                              Just isn't funny.
                              My issue with Dane cook is that he doesn't have ENOUGH material. I dont think he's the BEST comedian ever and he defiently has a specific audience (read: college girls).

                              I got a friend who's a huge dane fan so has all the cds/dvds etc. of his stand up. so i've just HAD TO watch them all (forced to basically :P)

                              and yea there's some funny bits (his REALLY early stuff when he was like 18 - 19 is actually pretty good.) but in say... 5 DIFFERENT stand up acts you'll hear at least 5 or 6 jokes that you heard before.

                              if he came up with NEW/DIFFERENT stuff he might actually make the world stop hating him lol.
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