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  • Annoyed at the moment.....*NSFW..Mature slightly*

    So, tomorrow evening im having a get together in my home.

    For women only.

    Kinda like a tupperware party, only theres dildos involved. LOL

    Basically its a showcase of current items that can enhance the sexual experience and since im hosting it i get FREE STUFF!!

    Anywho, The woman who was to be the presenter found me through the wesbite where i requested a rep to contact me. She called, i gave her my address, she mailed me catalogs and invites and i did the rest. This was maybe a month ago.

    So, Monday...I email her to confirm for Friday. No response.

    On Tuesday, no response still, so I email her again.

    On Wednesday, I call her x2..no answer. Not even an answering machine to leave a message, so i email her again.

    Thursday (Today) i call her this AM, no response. I check my email, no response. I finally got fed up and call the company directly and ask for help. I mean I have 30 women coming to my house expecting a raunchy time! I must deliver.

    Thankfully the Company sounded concerned. They called her for me...(she didnt answer, surprise) And they told me if she doesnt call them back my 4pm they will call me and it will be no problem to get another representative for the party tomorrow.

    I really hope this all works out. Its stressing me out!!

  • #2
    I hosted one of those parties once. I invited all the women I knew and their hubby's/boyfriends. It was a BLAST! Too many hilarious (and possibly not suitable for this board) moments to remember.

    I also hosted a few ladies only lingerie parties also. Those are fun as well- drink wine, eat junk food and flounce around in stuff that, if you weren't 4 glasses in, you'd be embarassed as Hell to be seen in- by anyone.

    PS:
    Don't bother with posting that this thread is worthless without pics. There are none.
    "I don't want any part of your crazy cult! I'm already a member of the public library and that's good enough for me, thanks!"

    ~TechSmith 314
    HellGate: London

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    • #3
      Quoth NightAngel View Post
      Don't bother with posting that this thread is worthless without pics. There are none.
      And that is the secret to never getting blackmailed :P

      Hope everything works out for you Amina!
      I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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      • #4
        Sounds like a blast and very fun. Hope everything works out and enjoy the get together.
        Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.

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        • #5
          I'd love to host a party like that! I've heard of them and they always sound like a blast I hope it all goes well for you

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          • #6
            I wish I could actually ATTEND one of those parties (age of majority in Australia is 18 by the way). Hosting them owuld be fun yes
            The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

            Now queen of USSR-Land...

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            • #7
              Ive hosted a few before (Co-ed ones as well..those are a little quieter for some reason.). I love having them.

              But the girl finally called me yesterday afternoon, so we should be set for today. Im excited though i feel like poo., I woke up with the worst cramps of my life! Ugh..Heat packs and motrin and only do so much.

              ETA: I also own a "phallus" cake pan... I love seeing peoples faces when they see my cakes! One time i filled it with marshmallow filling...

              Ok...TMI. Im done. lol

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              • #8
                I just got invited to a party like that....

                As you guys probably are already well aware, I'm no prude, but I am a little nervous!
                You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                • #9
                  Quoth blas View Post
                  I just got invited to a party like that....

                  As you guys probably are already well aware, I'm no prude, but I am a little nervous!
                  LOL! Dont be. They have you try out the flavored stuff and pass the "toys" around to look and feel, but its a good time. Seriously, its presented usually like a Tupperware party.

                  Throw in a little alcohol and fuhgeddaboutit. lol. Theyre fun. Youll have a good time.

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                  • #10
                    I want to go to one of these. Good luck with yours Amina!
                    "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                    I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Amina516 View Post
                      ETA: I also own a "phallus" cake pan... I love seeing peoples faces when they see my cakes! One time i filled it with marshmallow filling...
                      Ok, that's just epic win.
                      "English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results."
                      - H. Beam Piper

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                      • #12
                        Party is over!! I made the lady over $800 in sales and I got a percentage in free product! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!

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                        • #13
                          That rocks!
                          "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                          I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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