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  • I recently broke a door

    And we will not discuss how that happened.

    Today I took made some measurements of the door that I broke and called around to a few places to order a door.

    I call one place and I give the person the measurements of the door, while he's looking it up we start talking:

    Him: Into football at all?
    Me: Definitely, you?
    Him: Yeah, AP (those not from Minnesota, that's Adrian Peterson. Best RB in the game right now) all the way man.
    Me: I'm a Dallas fan, actually.
    Him: You sounded like you were from Texas. How long have you been in MN?
    Me: I'm not from Texas.
    Him: You sound like it.
    Me: But, I'm not.

    After a bit, he finds the door size I need and gives me a price. But, being the shopper that I am, I like to save money. I call another store. This time, I'm talking to a girl. While she's looking things up:

    Me: Bit cold out there, I need to shop by phone until I know where I'm going.
    Her: Haha! That's funny. Did you know it's supposed to snow tomorrow?
    Me: I thought it was going to snow Sunday.
    Her: They changed it to tomorrow.
    Me: Got'cha.
    Her: You're not from around here, are you?
    Me: No, I am. I've been here for the past 20 years of my life.
    Her: You sound like you're from Canada.
    Me: Interesting...

    People are funny.
    When will the fantasy end? When will the heaven begin?

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    What? Canada and Texas aren't that far apart.

    Well depending on your measuring unit. It's not like the distance between Neptune and Pluto (which is still a planet and anyone who says differently will be ignored)
    How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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