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Small town, Bum Egypt Wisconsin gets weirder and weirder....
A couple of months ago in a very small rural town about 30 miles away from here, a guy was so upset with his girlfriend for breaking up with him, that he went to her mother's trailer home and shot the mother and his ex girlfriend.
We were just getting over that, when this week....shit hit the fan again.
Earlier this week, a mental patient somehow got out of the hospital, stole someone's car from the parking lot, HIT the owner with the stolen car as the owner was trying to stop him, and then led police officers on a high speed chase several miles out of town. The police attempted stop sticks several times, every time the looney tune evaded them. I'm not sure what this contraption is, but the cops used it instead as a last resort, and it ended up blowing up one of the tires and sending the car into the ditch.....from the footage on the news, it looks like it also caused some pretty nice damage to the front end of the car.
The next day, the mother of the looney tune issued a statement that her son is just a very sick young man, and didn't mean to cause any harm to anyone, he just didn't want to be in the hospital anymore.
Thanks. That really helps! I'm sure the police and the owner of that car totally understand. Thankfully, the owner of the car was ok and only required some medical treatment.
Then the next day, there was a bank robbery just a few streets down from where I live and right by where my mother works!
The funny part is, the guy only got away with $1,000. As of the last news report, there is still no lead on the guy or the escape SUV, but $1,000? Surely when he gets caught, there's no way $1,000 can be worth more than a few years in prison!
Is it the water? The dairy? The impending doom of early winter that's on its way?
A couple of months ago in a very small rural town about 30 miles away from here, a guy was so upset with his girlfriend for breaking up with him, that he went to her mother's trailer home and shot the mother and his ex girlfriend.
We were just getting over that, when this week....shit hit the fan again.
Earlier this week, a mental patient somehow got out of the hospital, stole someone's car from the parking lot, HIT the owner with the stolen car as the owner was trying to stop him, and then led police officers on a high speed chase several miles out of town. The police attempted stop sticks several times, every time the looney tune evaded them. I'm not sure what this contraption is, but the cops used it instead as a last resort, and it ended up blowing up one of the tires and sending the car into the ditch.....from the footage on the news, it looks like it also caused some pretty nice damage to the front end of the car.
The next day, the mother of the looney tune issued a statement that her son is just a very sick young man, and didn't mean to cause any harm to anyone, he just didn't want to be in the hospital anymore.
Thanks. That really helps! I'm sure the police and the owner of that car totally understand. Thankfully, the owner of the car was ok and only required some medical treatment.
Then the next day, there was a bank robbery just a few streets down from where I live and right by where my mother works!
The funny part is, the guy only got away with $1,000. As of the last news report, there is still no lead on the guy or the escape SUV, but $1,000? Surely when he gets caught, there's no way $1,000 can be worth more than a few years in prison!
Is it the water? The dairy? The impending doom of early winter that's on its way?
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