So, my great Aunt Sally's house? It's gone.
It was an old house in a crappy locale. So someone bought it and moved it. Jacked it up and put it on a truck. It was a pretty good size house, a one story farmhouse type of thing. Sort of like a Craftsman.
Anyways, apparently the guy who bought it was
1. Tired of waiting around for the proper permits.
2. Batshit crazy.
What is supposed to happen when you move a house down a highway is that the move goes down at two am, with the proper permits and a police escort.
What actually did happen was the guy went down there in the middle of the day, hopped in the truck, and drove the hell off, flattening street signs and ripping down power lines in his wake.
I don't know what the guy looked like, but I am picturing John Candy for some reason.
And I am really sorry for this rather anticlimactic end, but the house is somewhere else on some piece of property I am not familiar with now. Whether or not it is structurally sound I cannot say.
So yeah. That's a highlight of the Family News I learned while hanging with the cousins tonight.
It was an old house in a crappy locale. So someone bought it and moved it. Jacked it up and put it on a truck. It was a pretty good size house, a one story farmhouse type of thing. Sort of like a Craftsman.
Anyways, apparently the guy who bought it was
1. Tired of waiting around for the proper permits.
2. Batshit crazy.
What is supposed to happen when you move a house down a highway is that the move goes down at two am, with the proper permits and a police escort.
What actually did happen was the guy went down there in the middle of the day, hopped in the truck, and drove the hell off, flattening street signs and ripping down power lines in his wake.
I don't know what the guy looked like, but I am picturing John Candy for some reason.
And I am really sorry for this rather anticlimactic end, but the house is somewhere else on some piece of property I am not familiar with now. Whether or not it is structurally sound I cannot say.
So yeah. That's a highlight of the Family News I learned while hanging with the cousins tonight.



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