Gee, THANKS mama!! :P

[lupo pazzesco]

so, I pulled a stupid whilst on the phone with my mother. I'm baking muffins for my manager tomorrow because he didn't get any from the last time I baked. I went to check on them by pushing my finger on one gently to see if it springs back, I overestimated the push and SQUISH. Finger goes through hot muffin batter. Ow.

Anyways, they finally get done, I pull them out of the oven and plop 'em on the counter, except I realize they're too close to the edge for comfort, and automatically reached over to shove them back, except I get about an inch away and realize hey, bare hands! hot pan! not a good combination, and I'm babbling this out loud while still talking to mommy.

My mom's reaction?

Me: Like I said, I don't care if you ride the short bus, wear a helmet and eat your crayons, you just hang in there sunshine!
Me: ...erm...what...? Where is that from!?!?
Mom: <No answer>


I's special.

THE END!

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Your mum sounds like a true classic, I like her already

[RootedPhoenix]

Aw, honey.

We still love you.
I just destroyed a sock in the microwave this evening trying to solve some pain I had. 3 minutes is too long for a rice filled sock, apparently. Smelled awful too.

You're not alone.

[CaroPhoenix]

I like your mom Lupo!

May I quote her?

[LibraryLady]

Relax, Lupo!

We all do idiotic things but that doesn't mean we're idiots.

Come. Sit at the table. Enjoy your snack and beverage of choice. We'll talk about out failings and foibles. Goodness knows, we all have plenty of them.

[dendawg]

Sounds just like my mom and yours are alike....both relentlessly pickin' on us.

[SG15Z]

I'm so quoting your mom!

[fireheart]

I think I love your mum Lupo.

[XCashier]

We all have days when the Fubar Fairy pays a visit. Hope you weren't burned too badly, either by the pan or by your Mom!

[Flying Grype]

I was taught to check them by sticking a toothpick or a clean dry knife into the centre. If it comes out clean, it's done. If it's not done, it'll come out gooey with batter.

[Food Lady]

My mom's a doozy. She has all kinds of sayings like "uglier than homemade sin". She bought me a gorgeous ring for my birthday. It has a huge 15mm x 9mm citrine. It's really a cocktail ring, but I wear it every day. She approves of that. "You have big hands, honey. You need big jewelry." Guess I'll go get my gigantic fork and eat my pasta now.