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There are four riders said to herald the apocalypse. Death, famine, plague, and my brother getting a job off his own efforts.
The end times are upon us.
Rapscallion
The end times are upon us.
Rapscallion
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AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Where's John Cusack and his plane?!I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
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Funny. I always thought it was Death, Famine, Plague, and my older sister being civil and/or human towards me for no reason whatsoever, not just when she wants something from me.Quoth Rapscallion View Post
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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This explains my sudden desire to repent my sins. I was wondering what caused that...Quoth Rapscallion View PostI pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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It's definitely a sign of the end times.
I just got a Twitter account.Comment
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What the hell...?Quoth TheSHAD0W View PostI don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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"So the parent is out of the house,so you decide to throw an APOCALYPSE?"
Or something like that. I don't remember the right Supernatural line."Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.
I belly dance with tall Goblins!Comment
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DAMN!
I thought we still had three years to go!
MikeMeow.........Comment
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Sorry, the Four Horsemen have been replaced...
Vertigo comics published a mini-series called Four Horsemen. It was a black comedy that took place on 31 December, 1999, in which the Horsemen return. The modern world is so changed that they do not recognise it, and they each meet an individual who changes their views. At the end each takes on a new, more contemporary name. Famine becomes Fecundity, representing the fear of becoming overweight; War becomes Incorporation, because all wars are now fought in the boardroom; Pestilence becomes Information, because information is the new plague on the world; and Death becomes Incomprehensibility, representing the fact that many people can't comprehend that their actions will have consequences. In the end, the Horsemen climb into their limos, each deciding to take their own path to the world's destruction. They plan to return in a century, as they think that is all it will take to usher in the Tribulation."Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021Comment
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dang and I thought it was when I got a night of serial stiffers ACTUALLY tipping me and tipping good.I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
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I know its coming soon I have just defrosted the freezer"Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.Comment
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That's the Pope. Yes, that Pope. No, the real Catholic Pope, lives in the Vatican.Quoth SG15Z View Post
What in the hell?! *hides behind couch*Comment
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Quoth TheSHAD0W View Post
That's the pope! *look's closer* Holy S*** it is! Damn that image of him is going to haunt me for the rest of my life!
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