Strangest Places You have [Censored]....

[AdminAssistant]

I'm afraid I don't understand the significance of that. Does that cause a loud nose? Is it bad? Would it destroy the insulation? The pants?

Insulation is itchy.

[Plaidman]

Shower

My bed.


Gawd I suck.

[RayvenQ]

I'm afraid I don't understand the significance of that. Does that cause a loud nose? Is it bad? Would it destroy the insulation? The pants?

Really Itchy

Essentially fillaments of glass.

Sort of like having a pants load of Itching powder but way more itchy.

[Jester]

Insulation is itchy.

Ooooooohhh.......

Oooowwwwwww!!!

Gawd I suck.

Hey, some guys find that attractive in a date.

[Plaidman]

Hey, some guys find that attractive in a date.

I suppose even a boyfriend would be an improvement over nobody.

[Jester]

I suppose even a boyfriend would be an improvement over nobody.

There have been times in my life when I have thought that.

And then, about ten seconds later, I thought, "Fuck no!"

Right island, wrong dude!

[Mr. Rager!]

I haven't been too crazy

In my younger days (stoned)

--bathroom of a rest-stop. she slammed me against the stall so hard it dented.
--underneath some bleachers
--back seat of a car during a party when everyone was outside
--movie theatre (we were the only ones there, it was a matinee)
--back corner of First Avenue during a concert (I forgot which band)

But as I became older and more sober, those days have ended. And I wouldn't do it now unless I were stoned out of my mind, or if my girlfriend got me worked up enough. (She can)

[Fire_on_High]

Which begs the question from us curious types: does that mean you two were really quick, or the slowpoke was really slow?

Slowest Raid Leader EVAR!

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Not really a WHERE but more of a WHEN...

She lived just out of town with her parents. There were raspberry bushes in her yard. We were out in the yard with her parents, picking berries, when she pulled me into the house, right to her bedroom...

Thing is, the berry bushes were RIGHT where her bedroom window was (her room was in the basement and the window was at ground level), and the window was open...

We were quiet, we were quick (quicker than I usually like to perform, I have to say...) and we were dressed and leaving before the parents came back to the house.

[Racket_Man]

hmmmm let us see......

in a car in the parking lot of a busy county park during the day (it was kinda cool that day so the windows fogged up a little)

on the side of a back country road at night

just off the main road of a heavily wooded state park where there are a bunch of old ammo bunkers from WWII (has short roads to each bunker off the main road)

in my Mom's apt in the 2d bedroom with the door shut tight

sort of "playing" at the public swimming pool (rippling water does cover up or mask some "activities" if you are careful)

in a semi-dry stream/creek bed back in the woods

the usual local city park after dark thing

parked in front of my high school late at night

gf's parents basement (while they were home and upstairs)

almost in a movie theater (the back row and coats are a good cover)

[wraiths_crono]

middle of desert after shooting trip.

[dalesys]

Girls dorm at BYU.

[AccountingDrone]

see, The Boy won't agree to having any fun on said base...makes me sad

Bummer ... try dating a seal, they have no shame

[MadMike]

My ex may have been a psycho bitch from hell, but there were some good times, and some of those were kind of wild:

On the back porch at her parents' house, when she was still living there. We almost got caught that time.

In a movie theater. It was almost empty, we were in a dark corner, and one thing led to another. We were hoping that if anyone did see us, they would have thought she was just sitting on my lap.

In a swimming pool, at someone's house. This other couple we were friends with was house-sitting for someone, and we went out to the pool. They were getting a little affectionate, and we thought they were going to, so then we did. Afterwards, we found out they didn't really do anything. We felt kind of stupid after that.

In a park, just as it was getting dark.

My wife isn't as bold, so I don't have any stories to tell there. Although she tells me that back when she was younger and a lot wilder, her first time was on the pharmacy counter in the store where she worked, after closing. That beats my first time, which was in a field behind a park. Then again, that was in broad daylight with no real cover, other than a few trees. How I didn't get caught, I have no idea.

[Green_Fairy]

Girls dorm at BYU.

omg that's awesome.