New Christmas Carols!

[Jester]

So I was coming out of the grocery store the other day, and of course there was Christmas music playing, and out of nowhere this little ditty popped into my head.



'Tis the season to drink beer,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
It tastes great and brings much cheer,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.



Line them up, I'll knock them back,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
It's barley water liquid crack,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.



Yep, Jester is in fully holiday silliness mode! Enjoy, and feel free to add your own!

[AnqeiicDemise]

I <3 you.

That's it. Its official -- where do I get my Jester Fangirl gear for signing up?

[fireheart]

I'm sure that you remember this ditty Jester.

"Hmmmmmmmmmm....................

For the twelve days of Christmas, Kusanagi's store gave to him....

Twelve straight days of working,
Eleven obnoxious children,
Ten twits who can't plan,
Nine delivery no-shows,
Eight self-important assholes,
Seven busted tables,
Six verbal smackdowns,
Five cheeeaaapppp aaaaaaaaasssssss shiiiiiiiiits.....
Four difficult bastards,
Three foul-mouthed dickheads,
Two insurance claims,
And one boss that's always out of toooooownnnn....."

That's from Kus's thread.

And the other one I've fallen in love with is "twelve pains of Christmas" by Weird Al. I'm not gonna post the lyrics up because they are WAY too long.

[Jester]

I <3 you.

That's it. Its official -- where do I get my Jester Fangirl gear for signing up?

PM me. We'll negotiate the details.

I'm sure that you remember this ditty Jester.

Wow. That's going back aways. And all I have to say is....

DAMN! I'm good!

And the other one I've fallen in love with is "twelve pains of Christmas" by Weird Al. I'm not gonna post the lyrics up because they are WAY too long.

Oh, I say you should!

[XCashier]

Let's not forget these CS Classics...

[Soulstealer]

I <3 you.

That's it. Its official -- where do I get my Jester Fangirl gear for signing up?

I'll send you the official Jester's clothing that you get at signup plus a mug.

P.S. Jester you might not want to look in your closet. Let's just say it's easier to buy new clothes than to get the old ones back.

(I really should start a business catering to fangirls.)

[BethB]

Let's not forget these CS Classics...

That was beautiful...*sniff*...

[Jester]

Wow. I forgot about that. Some of my finer work.

As for Jester fangirl gear.....heh. I say just wear a jester's hat. They are plentiful and readily available.

And yes, I often DO barhop in one. Whyever do you ask?

[fireheart]

OK, correction. (must stop downloading Limewire stuff....) It's actually by Bob Rivers, not Weird Al. (although the odd website incorrectly marks him having done it)

annnnyway, I'll give you the 12 pains of Christmas. Not the full version, as while the concepts remain, the lines change for each time it gets longer.

The Twelfth Thing At Christmas, that's such a pain to me....
Singing Christmas Carols

the Eleventh Thing At Christmas, that's such a pain to me...
Stale TV Specials

The Tenth Thing At Christmas, that's such a pain to me...
Batteries not included

The Ninth Thing At Christmas, that's such a pain to me...
Finding parking spaces.

The Eighth Thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me...
"Daddy, I want a Transformer for Christmas."

The Seventh Thing At christmas, that's such a pain to me...
The Salvation army.

The Sixth Thing At Christmas, that's such a pain to me...
Facing my in-laws.

The fifth thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me...
Fiiiiiiiive months of biilllllssss....

The fourth thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me...
Sending Christmas cards.

The third thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me...
Hangovers.

The second thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me...
Rigging up the lights.

The first thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me...
Finding a Christmas tree....

ETA: By the way Jester, your version of Kus's events are brilliant, but given the rhythm of the "third day of Christmas" line, I reckon the "three fuck yous" fits better.

[Jester]

Thanks. I try. I really do.