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    The 12 Days Of Christmas - SC Style!

    Post your own for your own workplace; this is what I came up with while bored at work today. Basically, it was a manic panic up til 7pm; then it went dead. -.- Sadly, I didn't finish til 8pm.


    On the twelfth day of Christmas, an SC gave to me...

    12 stupid questions
    11 pointless complaints
    10 children screaming
    9 expired coupons
    8 pumps misused
    7 moans about queuing
    6 wasted diesel gloves
    5 swear words
    4 mobile phones
    3 smoking by pumps
    2 declined cards

    And a spillage on the forecourt.
    People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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    I work in a lab so mine would be:

    12 racks of Tet*
    11 bio-bags
    10 real-late samples
    9 runs of discards
    8 tubs of bottles
    7 liters Pharmco
    6 runs of plates
    5 flasks of KF*
    4 runs of LAC*
    3 dropped pipettes
    2 iodines*
    and a broke down agarmatic**


    *Types of testing media


    **Very expensive machine(as in $50,000) that fills petri dishes-has been broken for a week
    Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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    • #3
      Mi mi mi mi mi.....

      On the 12th Day of Christmas, my bar job gave to me:

      Twelve drunkards binging
      Eleven assholes cursing
      Ten sports fans yelling
      Nine domestic squabbles
      Eight impatient douchebags
      Seven dinners sent back
      Six bottles broken
      Fiiiiivvveeeee waaaallk out checks....
      Four screaming kids
      Three stuck corks
      Two puking sluts
      And a huge tab with no fucking tip!



      (The above does not really reflect my job, but it lists some things that could and do happen. In actuality I love my job, and most of the customers, but I felt like joining in with the worst case scenario.)

      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is       Still A Customer."

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      • #4
        Quoth Jester View Post
        Mi mi mi mi mi.....

        On the 12th Day of Christmas, my bar job gave to me:

        Twelve drunkards binging
        Eleven assholes cursing
        Ten sports fans yelling
        Nine domestic squabbles
        Eight impatient douchebags
        Seven dinners sent back
        Six bottles broken
        Fiiiiivvveeeee waaaallk out checks....
        Four screaming kids
        Three stuck corks
        Two puking sluts
        And a huge tab with no fucking tip!



        (The above does not really reflect my job, but it lists some things that could and do happen. In actuality I love my job, and most of the customers, but I felt like joining in with the worst case scenario.)
        Jester, that was just win my friend. Total win!

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        • #5
          *ahem* On the first day of Christmas my tech support job gave to me....

          Twelve calls queuing

          Eleven truck rolls

          Ten replacement modems

          Nine Tier 2 calls

          Eight customers cussin'

          Seven slow connections

          Six password resets

          Fiiiive state wide outages!

          Four cancellations

          Three dropped connections

          Two Fubar computers

          ...and One issue we do not support!
          I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
          Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
          Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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          • #6
            Quoth SG15Z View Post
            Jester, that was just win my friend. Total win!
            To quote the Doctor, "I really am quite brilliant you know."

            "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is             Still A Customer."

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            • #7
              on the 12th day of christmas my pharmacy letters of 3 gave to me:

              $12,000 days *
              Eleven midnight shifts**
              Ten people waiting
              Nine store is closing, (no really we are! get out)
              Eight mile commutes
              Seven kids a' screamin
              Six drawers a' ringin
              Fiiiiveee hours cuuuuut
              Four formal complaints
              Three Person shifts
              Two parking spaces
              and ONE really freaking huge truck delivery***


              * we normally do bout $6,000 maybe 7 a day....yea...its been busy
              ** not my store but all the other ones
              *** truck is usually 3-400 pieces, ours was 725

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              • #8
                My telephone call centre job gave to me -

                12 people not answering when I gave a greeting so I had to shout "Hello, hello?" several times before hanging up
                11 people wanting payments after the finance office shut off time, then complaining that it wasn't possible
                10 people talking so quickly i could not get a word in edgeways
                9 people who had the wrong number but this didn't stop them demanding i do something about a problem i was unable to help with
                8 people holding screaming babies, yapping dogs or standing next to a loud radio so that neither of us could hear the other
                7 people asking me to repeat myself so many times i gave up the will to live *my account number? is that what want? what did you ask for?*
                6 people complaining they had not picked up their money at the time they were asked to do so then ringing me five days later to complain that their transaction had been voided when they went to pick it up that morning
                5 people wanting to hold up the line by chatting *what's the weather like where you are?*
                4 people unneccessarily making personal comments *you sound like you had a rough night*
                3 people hanging up midway through the call then ringing back and complaining to a manager that i hung up on them
                2 people apparently making out during the phone call *my account number is uh slurp slurp oh yes baby, um its 3425..........mmmmmm*

                and 1 person who did not know his own middle name or date or birth and was therefore probably an imposter *but how would i know? nobody ever asks me those questions*
                Customer "why did you answer the phone if you can't help me?"

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                • #9
                  Quoth Jester View Post
                  To quote the Doctor, "I really am quite brilliant you know."
                  When I posted this; I was hoping you'd post. XD That was pure gold.
                  People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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                  • #10
                    On the twelfth day of Christmas, the CEO gave to me....

                    12 impossible requests
                    11 ignorant questions
                    10 new fad diets
                    9 crazy deadlines
                    8 repeated answers
                    7 three hour meetings
                    6 corporate buzzwords
                    5 fists of doom!
                    4 new consultants
                    3 skipped raises
                    2 broken microwaves

                    and a handful of badly burnt sage!
                    "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

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