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  • Kitty Cat Spaz

    ...Had to share.

    Currently, I am sitting at my computer desk. and Artemis, the cat has one foot balancing on my shoulder ((her back foot... meaning claws in my flesh)) While she tries desperately to stay balanced on the other three, on the very thin backing of the chair. Meanwhile she has her nose to my ear and is purring loudly.

    ....I think she wants more food.....
    "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
    -Red

  • #2
    It's best to give in to the demands of the kitty overlord. Especially when claws are involved.
    How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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    • #3
      Yes... she is now happily munching away... FAR from my shoulder.

      ...Spoiled... rotten... little.... monster. ^_^ but she is SOO CUTE. So it's okay
      "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
      -Red

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      • #4
        Kitties needs lotsa food.
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #5
          So, is everyone's pet here named Artemis?

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          • #6
            Quoth Lachrymose View Post
            So, is everyone's pet here named Artemis?

            I guess so! Just a popular name I guess!
            "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
            -Red

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            • #7
              Mine is a boy so no. Although sometimes he thinks his name is 'Youbastard'
              How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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              • #8
                Our youngest decided that the back door mat was something you play with and kept attacking it the other night.

                And no, his name is not Artemis either
                The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                • #9
                  Quoth Soulstealer View Post
                  It's best to give in to the demands of the kitty overlord. Especially when claws are involved.
                  I second that. Sally left a nasty scar on my arm the second night I had her. Seems she didn't like being picked up...and to show her displeasure, tore open my arm
                  Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                  • #10
                    I've got the start of a good scar on the knob of my wrist after forgetting the tom we've been feeding hasn't been raised quite as tolerant of foolishness as our 4, who will put up with literally anything, and enjoy quite a few things normally associated with dogs since they were raised from fuzzy kittenhood with em. Oops.
                    "English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results."
                    - H. Beam Piper

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Fire_on_High View Post
                      I've got the start of a good scar on the knob of my wrist after forgetting the tom we've been feeding hasn't been raised quite as tolerant of foolishness as our 4, who will put up with literally anything, and enjoy quite a few things normally associated with dogs since they were raised from fuzzy kittenhood with em. Oops.
                      Mine will too except he's not been around dogs so I don't know where he got it from. He's only really defensive around vacuums which I have the scars to prove. Any other times he's scratched me is because he just doesn't realize what he's doing hurts until I throw him off me.
                      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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