When Life Gives you Lemons...

[Red_Dazes]

When Life Gives You Lemons.......

A collection of all the When Life Gives You Lemons quotes I have collected over the years...

... Make Lemonade
...Make A Pie
...Have a Margarita.
... Throw it back and demand chocolate.
...Squirt the lemon juice back in life's eyes.
...Find someone who's life has given them Vodka and have a PARTY!
...Throw the lemons back at life and say "I DONT WANT YOUR FUCKING LEMONS!"
...Choke on it and die you stupid lemon eater!!!
...Stuff them in Life's tail pipe.

And my all time favorite!!

When life gives you lemons...
...Make grape juice! Then sit back and let the world wonder what the HELL you just did.



Let's hear yours!

[tropicsgoddess]

When life hands you lemons...

make some lemon drop martinis!

[BookstoreEscapee]

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck.

[AriGriffin]

When Life Gives You Lemons...

Dance. Dance like theres a muskrat in your pants.
-from Hey Arnold!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

When life gives you lemons, wing 'em right back and add some lemons of your own.

/Calvin and Hobbes

My personal favorite variation, from the liner notes of some punk rock CD I have: When life bumps you from first class to coach, fart a lot and really stink up the place, that'll show 'em!

[Barracuda]

When life gives you lemons, kick him in the nuts and say, "I wanted a beer, bitch!"

[Jester]

Jester's positive version: When life gives you lemons, make pasta with lemon butter garlic wine sauce, break open a bottle of wine, and enjoy!

Jester's bitter version: When life gives you lemons, take a knife to life, slice it up like a son of a bitch, then soak the fucker in lemon juice. That'll fucking teach 'em!

[SengaKitty]

And my all time favorite!!

When life gives you lemons...
...Make grape juice! Then sit back and let the world wonder what the HELL you just did.



Let's hear yours!

I had that as my signature here forever I don't know how many incarnations ago!

[BookstoreEscapee]

I had that as my signature here forever I don't know how many incarnations ago!

I knew I remembered someone having that as their sig.

[Nurian]

When life gives you lemons, put them in a potato cannon and give them back :P

[Mnemjian]

When life gives you lemons... carve a Jesus face onto them and sell them on eBay?

At least you'll be on the local news?

[tropicsgoddess]

When life gives you lemons... carve a Jesus face onto them and sell them on eBay?

At least you'll be on the local news?

that or virgin Mary.

[JustaCashier]

that or virgin Mary.

ON virgin Mary?

Mike

[Zoom]

1) ...make a slot machine.
2) ...ask Time to give you something as well to go with it.
3) ...eat them and treat life sour.
4) ...ask it, "How much is this per lb.?" followed by "Can I have a paper bag? With a handle?" and "I want this delivered." plus "Stamps?" and "No, I meant food stamps." and also "I forgot my food stamp Link card in the very mysteriously expensive Porsche, where my two bling-encrusted hos are playing gold CDs while smokin' some taupe."

[Shards]

There's actually a board game, I think it's called wise and otherwise, where it gives you quote fragments and you get graded by your friends on how good an ending to the phrase you can make for them.