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  • #16
    It may be best to not look these terms up on Urban Dictionary ^___-
    !
    "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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    • #17
      It's somewhat sad when you're so desensitized that you google a term like felching and your first reaction is to shrug it off and think you'll probably learn something worse next week from one of the misfits you call friends.
      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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      • #18
        Felching is an urban legend, unless someone inspired by the legend decided to try it...

        http://snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

        I'll look up Cleveland Steamers later when I'm home on my own computer.

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        • #19
          That's not the sort of felching I know.

          Rapscallion

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          • #20
            This regular calls the library a lot. Mostly his questions are "whre in the bible does it say..." Recently he kept on asking, "where in the bible does it say health of the body." Oh, and he studders and we are not sure what he is saying.

            Anyway, Tuesday he asked what does it mean when a girl wears an ankle bracelet. Googling it, I found something about if a married woman wears it on her left ankle, it means she wants to chuchold her husband with a black man. I told the regular that it means nothing. The conversation went like this:

            me: It means nothing.
            regular: huh?
            me: It means nothing.
            regular: sister, my sister....are you there (yes, he is talking to us, not someone with him). Huh?
            me: it means nothing, it's just jewelry.
            regular: huh?
            me: ok, I answered your question....
            regular: wait...sister... are you there? Sister. What does it mean when a girl wears an ankle bracelet?
            me: it means nothing. It's just jewelry. It just something a woman wears if she likes it.
            regular: I need the phone number for a doctor.
            me: Ok, I have to go to another call.
            regular: sister! sister! wait! I need a number for a doctor.
            me: *hangs up phone*

            sorry for the thread jack
            Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

            Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

            I wish porn had subtitles.

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            • #21
              ah color codes...when i was in highschool, it was rubber bracelet thingies...then they were banned, but that's a whooole other story.
              If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

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              • #22
                Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                That's usually colours in general. This is referring to colours in a specific location on the body.
                "Hats, handkerchiefs, belts, shoelaces, and beaded necklaces are all accessories that can identify gangmembers...They have also been known to wear handkerchiefs or bandanas attached to a back pocket or belt loop of their gangs side..."

                Encyclopedia of Gangs; Kontos Louis, David Brotherton, Greenwood, 2007, 75.

                Oh, and my bad. LK are black and gold.

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                • #23
                  Quoth Flying Grype View Post
                  Felching is an urban legend, unless someone inspired by the legend decided to try it...

                  http://snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
                  FG, I think you are confused, as that is not felching.

                  "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                  Still A Customer."

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                  • #24
                    fun fact regarding Cleaveland Steamers....(it's not as gross as it sounds)

                    The family guy episode that I heard it in, was originally going to use the term half and half (Peter dresses up as a prostitute and offers it as a service). The censors wouldn't allow half and half, but they did allow Cleaveland Steamer after MacFarlane admitted it wasn't as commonly known and that most viewers would assume it was to do with Cleaveland Brown.
                    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                    • #25
                      Ironically enough, I have no idea what a half and half is. At least, not when it comes to sex. I know what a Half and Half is when it comes to beer. (Half Guinness, half Harp, with the Guinness floating on top of the Harp for a layered effect.)

                      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                      Still A Customer."

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Jester View Post
                        Ironically enough, I have no idea what a half and half is. At least, not when it comes to sex. I know what a Half and Half is when it comes to beer. (Half Guinness, half Harp, with the Guinness floating on top of the Harp for a layered effect.)
                        http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=half+and+half

                        I knew what it was, but I figured it was best presented in a link. XD I read a lot of books.

                        I used to wear a red scarf; hmm, if I ever do go to America, probably best I steer clear of wearing something like that in Crips territory.
                        People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                        My DeviantArt.

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                          I used to wear a red scarf; hmm, if I ever do go to America, probably best I steer clear of wearing something like that in Crips territory.
                          Better suggestion: if you ever come to America, just flat out avoid Crips territory!

                          "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                          Still A Customer."

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                          • #28
                            Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                            Now I'm afraid to look it up.....

                            Wiki, you're my friend.



                            Oh gross!
                            You really shouldn't have went there . . .I did a while back and lost several hundred brain cells in a fiery crash . . .
                            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                            • #29
                              Bit the bullet....looked up 'felching'......
                              -"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
                              -Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"

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