Date with a Married Woman.

[Jester]

As a bartender, I am fluent in moron, dipshit, asshole, loudmouth, redneck, fuckwad, douchebag, screwball, diva, self-important twat, pervert, and idiot. Still working on my translations of shitbag, tardinator, and Spring Break frat boy. Not sure if I'll ever get that last one down, though.