Funny Bumper Stickers?

[LillFilly]

I've seen a great one around town on an old beat-up pick-up truck:

"Honk if Parts Fall Off."

And I want to BUY this one...:

"Yeah, I got your JEEP THING and now it burns when I pee!"

[Mnemjian]

I got one for Xmas that says "Obey Gravity: It's the Law!" I love it! (It's from ThinkGeek though I pretended not to know that... )

Always a fan of the "My other car is:"
A horse!
A pirate ship
Also a POS
Etc...

[CaroPhoenix]

I have one on the back of my car that says:

"I played D&D before it was cool"

I have another one I need to put on my car:

"I brake for Kobolds"

Why yes, I am a gaming geek, why do you ask?

[Jack T. Chance]

In my time, I've seen many great bumper stickers.

For years, the older of my 2 nieces has had one on her car that reads as follows:

If you're going to ride my ass,
at least pull my hair

One of my favorites, I actually spotted on a license plate holder I saw for sale in a local shopping mall:

Sex is like air:
You never notice it until you aren't getting any!

But the greatest bumper sticker of all time, In My Humble Opinion, is one that a former friend of mine found years ago and put on her car:

I know there's a Hell;
I work in retail!

[1756GR2]

My daughter's, kind of covers it all:

"I'd tell you to go to Hell but I work there and I don't want to see you every day."

[tropicsgoddess]

I got one for Xmas that says "Obey Gravity: It's the Law!" I love it! (It's from ThinkGeek though I pretended not to know that... )

Always a fan of the "My other car is:"
A horse!
A pirate ship
Also a POS
Etc...

I've seen this one: my other ride is your pants

Horn broken, watch for finger

The voices in my head are idiots (has a picture of a headset)

[protege]

The best one I've seen... was on a beat-up 1970s Toyota. Car was in such bad shape, it was literally held together with duct tape and Bondo. Anyway, the sticker read "Don't be jealous, my other car is a piece of shit too!"

[gremcint]

"dog is my copilot"
"There is an invisible dragon in the backseat"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

On my old car, I used to have a bumper sticker that read "Don't annoy the crazy person."

[Jester]

One I saw just yesterday made me chuckle. Ya know all those bumper stickers that say "I'd rather be" wherever, or doing something else?

This one said, "Right now, I'd rather be HERE." Kind of says a lot about this crazy little island of ours.

I got one for Xmas that says "Obey Gravity: It's the Law!"

A local musician has an amusing commentary on why he stopped doing roofing. One of the reasons being, "Gravity isn't just a suggesion--it's the law." (Another one I like, unrelated to the above bumper sticker, was "It's a bad idea to step back and admire your work.")

[drunkenwildmage]

One I had for a while

"If your idea of being formal is driving the black pick-up truck, you might be a redneck'

And yes I owned a black pick-up at the time.

[Geek King]

Not quite a bumper sticker, but my roommate has a college rear window sticker for Miskatonic University.

[HYHYBT]

"Yeah, I got your JEEP THING and now it burns when I pee!"

I thought Things were Volkswagens...

[CaroPhoenix]

Not quite a bumper sticker, but my roommate has a college rear window sticker for Miskatonic University.

On a side note, my husband bought a Miskatonic University hat a few years @ Gen-Con. We fight over who gets to wear it.

Also, that reminds me, one of the guys in my husband's old gaming group had a huge thing of dice covered in bumper stickers. One read:

Chthulu for President.

[It shouldn't]

Mine says:

"Ever stop to think and forget to start again?"