Taken from a chat I was just in...
I: Alright, I was a bad kitten last night.
I: There were protestors/advocats out for Pro-Life and Abortion is evil...honestly I have mixed views on it but thats for another time. (And for Fratching)
I: Went up to one of the woman who were by themselves just gushing over how I applauded her for dealing with this weather. She got all glowy and then I asked her how many kids she had adopted.
I: Her face fell a bit and she looked a bit confused and said none. I 'looked' a bit disappointed and just gushed, "Well then your a foster parent, right?"
I: "Uh well no. I don't have any kids."
I: "Oh...well you at least voted for the tax increases on these last votes right? The one that was going for the after school and summer programs."
I: "Uh..."
I: "Or about the one that helps with meals for those that can't afford proper meals for their children."
I: "Well...I...."
I: "Because I'm just sure that for someone who believes so much in protecting all children you would be happy to help care for them, right?"
I: "Uh...." Looking flustered... "Fucking bitch!" And she stomps away.
Person I'm chatting with: Oh god
I: I think I shook her world.
I: So...Bad Kitten?
Person I'm chatting with: Yes, very very bad. Evil even
I: It was fun...
I: Alright, I was a bad kitten last night.
I: There were protestors/advocats out for Pro-Life and Abortion is evil...honestly I have mixed views on it but thats for another time. (And for Fratching)
I: Went up to one of the woman who were by themselves just gushing over how I applauded her for dealing with this weather. She got all glowy and then I asked her how many kids she had adopted.
I: Her face fell a bit and she looked a bit confused and said none. I 'looked' a bit disappointed and just gushed, "Well then your a foster parent, right?"
I: "Uh well no. I don't have any kids."
I: "Oh...well you at least voted for the tax increases on these last votes right? The one that was going for the after school and summer programs."
I: "Uh..."
I: "Or about the one that helps with meals for those that can't afford proper meals for their children."
I: "Well...I...."
I: "Because I'm just sure that for someone who believes so much in protecting all children you would be happy to help care for them, right?"
I: "Uh...." Looking flustered... "Fucking bitch!" And she stomps away.
Person I'm chatting with: Oh god
I: I think I shook her world.
I: So...Bad Kitten?
Person I'm chatting with: Yes, very very bad. Evil even
I: It was fun...


That was BEAUTIFUL!!

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