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...my parents got married. And thus put in motion a chain of events that resulted in my presence on this website.
So basically, it's their fault. Blame them.
So basically, it's their fault. Blame them.
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"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Hope you at least sent them a card. Or combat pay.. 'cause the return policy on you might have already expired!
Send my folks a gift every year saying that it's a dividend payment from their oldest investment. They keep threatening to find another 'portfolio'...
Make a list of important things to do today.
At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate'
Now, you'll get at least one thing done today -
Um, no. See, Dad died in 1981. And Mom is now with my awesome Stepdad. So, no. Otherwise, it would be a great idea.Quoth r2cagle View Post
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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