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    I -IS- teh ebil Mommy...

    In 6 hours I will be waking up. Today is my second oldest's 7th birthday.

    In order to understand teh ebil, let me give you fine folks a bit of background.

    For the last 7 years I have been afflicted with the horror of "A Morning Person" in the form of my second child. She wakes up anytime between 6 am and 7:30 am and immediately begins to make bright and cheerful noises. (Don't get me wrong, I adore my daughter. Mornings... not so much.)

    I have just spent the last 2 hours blowing up 150 balloons. Yes. One -hundred- and fifty balloons. Enough to fill up 12 lawn-care-sized trash bags.

    I took those 12 bags and emptied all 150 balloons across my daughter's floor, bed, dresser, desk and closet space.

    All while she slept blissfully unaware of teh ebil that will shortly befall her.

    You see... It's payback time.

    At 6:30 am I will be waking up. I will grab my two cans of silly string. Hubby will grab the blowing horn (Like a Viking drinking horn, only it's for making loud noises). Our roomies will stand poised to turn on the bubble blowers.

    And we will turn the tables and wake Isha Bug up with much cheerful noise.

    *snickers* And she thought that the only important birthdays were the 5, 10, 13, 16, 18 and 21. This is going to be the most fun-filled birthday ever.

    Oh yeah... and she's getting a scooter for her birthday.

    I is teh ebil Mommy-of-DOOM. Bwahahahahaha.... heheh.
    hea·then [hee-thuhn] noun
    1. an unconverted individual that does not acknowledge the God of the Bible.
    2. an irreligious, uncultured, or uncivilized person.
    3. the children of NotSoInnocent.
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  • #2
    Wish I were there to help. Sounds fun. Have some!
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    • #3
      If that's you being Evil Mommy, I'd hate to see you being Nice Mommy!

      Sounds fun.

      Khan is a morning person. Waking between 5:30-6:30 and happy all morning -morning person. I have had to become a morning person >yawn<
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      • #4
        Sounds terrobly evil in such a fun way. Let us know how it went.
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        ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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        • #5
          Pictures, pictures!
          "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

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          • #6
            You are not ebil mommy. You are Awesome Mommy.
            "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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            • #7
              Quoth Food Lady View Post
              You are not ebil mommy. You are Awesome Mommy.
              I have to agree. Sounds like the tike is in store for a wonderful day.

              Do let us know how it goes.



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              • #8
                Geez, I wish I got my bedroom filled with balloons!
                "I am quite confident that I do exist."
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                • #9
                  Didn't I see something like this in M*A*S*H? Oh right, it was BJ filling a fox-hole with water and having a friend scream "air-raid!"
                  Happiness is the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording you scope.

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                  • #10
                    I would kill you...I ain't a morning person either...
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • #11
                      *snirks* She had a blast. Her older sister got caught in the cross-fire because they share a room... but it was all good. They both thought it was hilarious!

                      I'd share the pics, but my cell phone takes horrible pictures and doesn't like to send them anywhere. (Merph... dang it!)

                      The wake-up was a success and the Tinkerbell-themed birthday party was tons of fun. The bubbles were going all day long. (Remind me not to put bubble blowers inside a carpeted area again. Shampooing a carpet is -not- fun at midnight.)

                      Isha Bug -loves- her new pink scooter. And her helmet (purple with poodles on it). And her new bike lock so she can actually ride her scooter to school. (Had to get one for the 10 y/o as well so she can ride her bike along with Isha's scooter to and from school.)

                      There was even a Tinkerbell cake. *grins* I may not be a morning person, but I love doing cool things for my kiddos' birthdays.
                      hea·then [hee-thuhn] noun
                      1. an unconverted individual that does not acknowledge the God of the Bible.
                      2. an irreligious, uncultured, or uncivilized person.
                      3. the children of NotSoInnocent.

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                      • #12
                        You sound like a great mommy! Glad she had such a great birthday

                        My mom always decorated the kitchen table with all kinds of confetti and noisemakers and little toys and stuff for when we got up in the morning.
                        And the local TV station when I was a kid used to run a crawl at the bottom of the screen with announcements (meetings, snow closings, etc.) and you could put birthday greetings on there so one year I got that and saw it while we were eating breakfast before school.
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Talon View Post
                          Didn't I see something like this in M*A*S*H? Oh right, it was BJ filling a fox-hole with water and having a friend scream "air-raid!"
                          Yeah, that was when Sydney Freedman was visiting and wrote a letter to Sigmund Freud. It was actually Sydney he asked to scream air raid and it was a final part of a long list of pranks he was pulling. Klinger's escapes were also a running gag in that episode.
                          I AM the evil bastard!
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                          • #14
                            They musta been doing this at 2 or 3 yrs old:

                            http://myfirstfail.com/wp-content/up...2199149731.jpg


                            Cutenoob
                            In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
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