Musical questions (game)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

This game deals with questions as song titles or song lyrics. You pick your favorite lyrical or titular question, and then answer it however you wish. For example:

Chicago: Does anybody really know what time it is?
Me: 4:16 am.

Rick Springfield: What's Victoria's Secret?
Me: A retailer of women's clothing, lingerie, and fragrances.

[Jack]

Chicago: Does anybody really know what time it is?
Me: 25 or 6 to 4

Fixed.

Haddaway: What is love?
Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangular_theory_of_love

George Harrison: Do you want to know a secret?
Me: I guess.
George Harrison: Do you promise not to tell?
Me: Suuuure.
Me [mutter]: Unless it's really juicy. >3
…
George Harrison: I'm in love with you.
Me: This is your secret that you didn't want me to tell? ARE YOU ASHAMED OF ME?! ;_;

[draggar]

Jack = win.
(With the chicago reference - you beat me to it!)

[Eric the Grey]

I'm going to answer with another song/artist.

Q: Nazareth - Where are you now?
A: Bob Seger - Here I am, On the Road again...



Eric the Grey

[Nurian]

Betty Everett: Does he love me? I wanna know!
Me: He's just not that into you.

J. Frank Wilson: Where, oh where, can my baby be?
Me: An attentive father you are!

Staind: Why must I feel this way?
Me: Get out of the dungeon and into some sun, man! Seriously!

[Sheldonrs]

Lulu Belle and Scotty: "does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost
overnight?"

Me: That's NOT chewing gum.

[JustaCashier]

(Irv said titular heh, heh!)

Stealing Eric's theme:


The Who:"Who are you....."
Arthur Brown: "I Am The God Of Hell Fire!"

The Who:".....who....."
The Beatles:"I am the Walrus."

The Who:"......who...."
Neil Diamond:"I am I said...."

The Who:".....who....."
Helen Reddy:"I am woman, hear me roar..."

The Who:".....who...."
Sammy Davis Jr:".....the Candy Man...."


Mike

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

38 Special: What if I'd been the one to say goodbye?
Me: Then you'd be paying me alimony and child support, creep.

[wolfie]

Tanya Tucker: What's your mama's name?
Me: Why the f$%* should I tell you the "default" password for my bank?

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Men At Work: Who can it be knocking at my door?
Me: Candygram...

[Jester]

Heart: "Who Will You Run To when it all falls down?"
Me: "Probably the bartender. For all the most obvious reasons."

Fleetwood Mac: "Did she make you cry...make you break down...did she shatter your illusions of love?"
Me: "Oh, you KNOW my ex!"

Fleetwood Mac (same song): "Do you know how to pick up the pieces and go home?"
Me: "Yeah...call a freakin' cab!"

The Doors: "Don't ya love her as she's walkin' out the door?"
Me: "Like she's done before?"
The Doors: "Like she did one thousand times before?"
Me: "No, generally that's when I hate her guts."

The Rolling Stones: "Who killed the Kennedys?"
Me: "Depends on which conspiracy theorist you speak to. But generally accepted answers are Oswald, Sirhan, a brain tumor, and a couple of airplanes."

The Rolling Stones: "How come you dance so good?"
Me: "Talent, baby. Pure talent."

[Becks]

Oasis: Where were you while we were getting high?
Me: Fixing the snacks for when you got the munchies.

[Jester]

Oasis: Where were you while we were getting high?

Me: Probably getting drunk.

[TelephoneAngel]

Freddie Mercury "I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now"
me - "wait till everyone else has finished their soup, then everyone can have second servings"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Roxy Music: Love is the drug...
Me: Then what's the antidote?