Thanks to the ShoTime free weekend...

[Sheldonrs]

I was able to watch the movie "Twilight" and see what the fuss was all about.

And I'd just like to say that I could have swallowed a can of Kodak film and CRAPPED a better movie!!!

There. I feel better now.

[Green_Fairy]

i agree. the books were better.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Swallow a black ink cartridge and you can crap out a better book too.

[Green_Fairy]

that sounds...painful. and intriguing. think squid ink would work?

[dalesys]

that sounds...painful. and intriguing. think squid ink would work?

Only if it's sparkly.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Only if it's sparkly.

Of course. Nothing less for The Fabulous Adventures of Sparkles the Vampire.

[Green_Fairy]

ooo...i haven't read that one yet! does he frolic through fields of flowers? and does he pet and cuddle puppies? oh please oh please tell me there's frolicking and petting and cuddling!

[Taboo]

Of course. Nothing less for The Fabulous Adventures of Sparkles the Vampire.

Is it bad that I actually want to see this now?

Also, I suggest watching this - much better than the original.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

ooo...i haven't read that one yet! does he frolic through fields of flowers? and does he pet and cuddle puppies? oh please oh please tell me there's frolicking and petting and cuddling!

Probably. He's a vampire that sparkles, FFS.

[dalesys]

ooo...i haven't read that one yet! does he frolic through fields of flowers? and does he pet and cuddle puppies? oh please oh please tell me there's frolicking and petting and cuddling!

cf: Devil's Panties: Care Bear & My Little Pony slashfic porn all hail our goddess, Jennie!

[42_42_42]

How sad is it that my mother, a 50-something, ex-English teacher, went and saw New Moon and that MADE her want to go read the entire series and then drag my father back to see the movie AGAIN???? Mom, seriously, if you need some good reading material, I've got both Robert Jordan and George R. R. Martin series up-to-date...