Sucky Customers in Movies

[Ben_Who]

For the record, it's called a Venti because the largest cup holds 20 ounces of liquid. A fact, that the girl yelled a dick boy before stomping out of the cafe.

I really hate guy's like that.

You know, I actually didn't know that. ...Erm, and I have no idea what movie this is from.

Love, Who?

[MadMike]

I was working manager duty at the fast food place, when one of the cashiers told me there was a customer who wanted to talk to me. At first glance he looked harmless enough -- just an average-sized guy in a white shirt and tie, wearing glasses and a short haircut -- but there were just some sort of evil vibes coming off him.

He told me he wanted to order breakfast, but I explained to him that we had stopped serving breakfast at 11:30 (it was a few minutes past that), and we were now on the lunch menu. He told me he wanted breakfast, not lunch, and kept referring to me and my cashier by our first names. I hate it when customers do that. I wish corporate wouldn't make us wear these stupid name tags! And then he actually wondered out loud why he was calling us by our first names, when he doesn't know us. I was tempted to point out the irony of his last comment, but thought better of it.

I should have known something was up when he pulled a gym bag from beside him and set it down on the counter, but I guess he distracted me when he called me by my name yet again, and uttered that god-awful phrase. I think everyone here knows the one I'm referring to. I was getting quite annoyed at this point, but maintained my compusure, as I told him that isn't our policy. We went back and forth another time or two, and finally I told him he would have to order from the lunch menu, and that I was sorry.

I was in no way prepared for what happened next. He told me he was sorry too, and then pulled some sort of automatic gun out of the gym bag he had set on the counter. My cashier, myself, and all the customers immediately panicked. Some old guy tried to run for the door, but the customer ordered him to stay and finish his meal, and told everyone to stay calm. He was telling everyone to relax and enjoy their meals, when he accidentally fired several shots into the ceiling, causing everyone to panic again.

He restated his request for breakfast, and considering he had a gun, I wasn't going to argue this time. But then he said he changed his mind and decided to have lunch after all. I asked my cashier to get it for him, but he said he felt more comfortable dealing with me "after all we had been thru together."

While my coworkers were preparing his food, he went around and tried to socialize with the customers. One lady was so frightened, she threw up on the table! He made some joke about her being a "critic" and not liking the special sauce. I guess the reality of the situation was finally hitting me, because I just stood there stiff as a board with my hands in the air. I was too frightened to even reach for the food my coworkers had prepared, so they ended up placing the items in my hands themselves.

He returned to the counter for his food, and he seemed a lot more calm, even polite at times. Just when I thought everything would be OK, he opened the box containing his sandwich and became angry again. He compared the picture on the menu board to the actual sandwich, complaining about how good it looked on the sign, but that it looked all "sorry, miserable and squashed", and asked "What is wrong with this picture?" We were all afraid to answer, so he turned to the customers for an answer. Everyone remained perfectly still and quiet, except for one little boy who raised his hand.

I don't recall what happened after that. It was like it all changed to a completely different scene then.

[AdminAssistant]

I don't recall what happened after that. It was like it all changed to a completely different scene then.

Falling Down?

[hinakiba777]

You know, I actually didn't know that. ...Erm, and I have no idea what movie this is from.

Love, Who?

Yeah after I saw the movie I checked. A large coffee is 20 ounces.

Anyone have any idea about this movie?

[Green_Fairy]

so this one wasn't exactly sucky, just weird.

i was working one busy afternoon in a new york deli. i served a couple some sandwiches and went on to other customers.
i don't know what was going on but the next thing i know, she starts moaning and throwing her head back like she was orgasming! the entire deli just fell silent as she starting hitting the table yelling "YES! YES! OH GOD YES!"
then, she just smirks at the guy and goes back to eating!
the lady at the next table looked at me and said "i'll have what she's having"

[Magpie]

(This is a book not a movie, but I don't watch movies, dammit)

Another one of those guys came in to the embassy today. They see some kid and decide that they'll alleviate their guilt at living in luxury by adopting the kid and bringing him home with them. Seriously, even IF the kid is actually an orphan, why do they think we can just let them take random kids back with them unless the adoption is properly processed.

He obviously got this explained to him by the boss, because as he was coming out he commented to me that "Your boss could use some manners". As if he expected me to agree with him. I politely explained that the boss was still stressed out from his daughter committing suicide. Took the wind out of this guys' sails.