Safe Sex hilarity.

[RayvenQ]

So, yesterday me and my girlfriend bought some flavoured condoms (when I say me and her, I mean I was ever so subtly shoved into the chemists with orders to go get them )
So when we got back, we were both looking over them as neither of us had used falvoured ones before, and had a bit of a laugh seeing if our colour to flavour guesses were right, when we both noticed something that made us wtf a little, all of them had an expiry date of Nov 2011, except for all the bananas which had an expiry date 3 months later, we didn't half have a laugh wondering what mystical latex preserving properties bananas have (doubly funny because of the shape of the actual fruit)

Another funny moment of wtfness was when we saw the flavours in the pack, Banana, Orange, Strawberry and....Spearmint? Since when was that a fruit

[draggar]

Spearmint for fresh breath?

I was always apprehensive over these - as a guy I'm afraid of the person actually taking advantage of them would bite..

[RayvenQ]

Heh, my girlfriend has something of a small mouth (infact most of her is small, hell, my little toe is the same size of her big toe) so I invariably get scraped a bit by her teeth rather than a full on bite. but hey, as long as you trust the person enough to know they're not going to clamp down on you, it's all good.

We thought of that too, for the spearmint (and we began to wonder if we could find coffee flavoured ones ) but it just seemed an odd addition to a all fruit selection.

[Sheldonrs]

Sorry. Not for me. I like my meat and potatos to taste like meat and potatos.

[telecom_goddess]

Oh I could so add to this but I'm not gonna

[HYHYBT]

Spearmint for fresh breath?

I was always apprehensive over these - as a guy I'm afraid of the person actually taking advantage of them would bite..

An interesting way of phrasing things; I'd have thought that you were "taking advantage of them" every bit as much as she was, though admittedly in a different way

Funny this thread's begun so soon after the one on feminine shaving.

[Evil Queen]

I was always apprehensive over these - as a guy I'm afraid of the person actually taking advantage of them would bite..

This is why they aren't allowed in my house.

[tropicsgoddess]

I guess you could call those spearmint flavored rubbers condomints.

[RayvenQ]

An interesting way of phrasing things; I'd have thought that you were "taking advantage of them" every bit as much as she was, though admittedly in a different way

Funny this thread's begun so soon after the one on feminine shaving.

Speaking of which me and her takled about that too.

I guess you could call those spearmint flavored rubbers condomints.

Before you put them on, they're just mint, it's only after that they become spear mint

7 down, 17 to go

[Aethian]

This is why they aren't allowed in my house.

*coughs* Ditto.

[dalesys]

So the product safety soundtrack is Marty Robbins "Mister Shorty"?

[trailerparkmedic]

Out of curiosity... how did they taste?

[RayvenQ]

Like strawberry, banana and spearmint so I'm told

[telecom_goddess]

all right I can't stand it....I have experience in tasting these things and my favorite flavor is the cola one. I forget what brand they are but you can get chocolate, vanilla, strawberry and cola. Cola is the best...

[iradney]

Tried the chocolate ones once - all they did was make me crave real chocolate