So my Mother called today. Before we continue allow me to state that I love my mother, I really do. But she and I fail to see eye to eye on certain things. Like marriage and procreation. A bit of background: I am 21. I'm still in college. I'm single, not dating anyone, not married, as single as someone can get. I do not want children. Ever. Decided this when I was 13 and I haven't changed my mind since, and I don't see my mind changing in the foreseeable future. Cue the following phone conversation:
Me- shankyknitter
mom- the mother of shankyknitter
Mom: Knitter sweetie when are you planning on getting married?
Me: uh... wasn't. Kinda single at the moment mom and aren't I a bit young to worry about that?
Mom: Hell no! You should have been married last year, at this rate you're going to hit 30 before you even tie the knot and where does that leave you as far as kids?
Me: That's a non-issue. I don't want them.
Mom: You'll change your mind about that. But you need to have them before 30 Knitter dear otherwise you'll be too old to be a first time mom.
Me: I won't be a first time mom and 30. I won't have kids.
Mom: You'll change your mind.
Me: Uh...no I don't believe I will.
Mom: You will or you're going to die old and alone with no one to love you. Now why aren't you working harder on getting a father for your kids.
I may or may not have hung up on my mother.
Me- shankyknitter
mom- the mother of shankyknitter
Mom: Knitter sweetie when are you planning on getting married?
Me: uh... wasn't. Kinda single at the moment mom and aren't I a bit young to worry about that?
Mom: Hell no! You should have been married last year, at this rate you're going to hit 30 before you even tie the knot and where does that leave you as far as kids?
Me: That's a non-issue. I don't want them.
Mom: You'll change your mind about that. But you need to have them before 30 Knitter dear otherwise you'll be too old to be a first time mom.
Me: I won't be a first time mom and 30. I won't have kids.
Mom: You'll change your mind.
Me: Uh...no I don't believe I will.
Mom: You will or you're going to die old and alone with no one to love you. Now why aren't you working harder on getting a father for your kids.
I may or may not have hung up on my mother.
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