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  • Looky what I just got!

    Aw shucks, and I've never even been to England.

    Quoth my spam folder
    Dear E-mail User,
    Your email has just won the sum of £4,460,495 GBP in cash credited to a file in the just concluded UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.
    Programme held on Saturday 17/04/2010
    ====================================
    Winning Numbers:3,10,29,31,36,44 bonus 45.
    Ticket Number: 8603775966738
    Secret No:089188/10
    Winning Date: Saturday 17/04/2010
    =============================================
    1. Full Name 2. Address: 3.Age/Gender 4. Occupation 5.Nationality 6.Phone Number 7. Have you won a lottery before?(YES/
    NO)8.Amount Won? Send details to Fiduciary Agent: Barrister David Green

    Email: removed@gala.net

    Note:All Reponse should be sent to Agent via email: ( removed@gala.net )
    Online Co-Ordinator
    Rose Wood (Mrs)
    http://www.national- lottery.com/res...ResultID=10121
    What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?

  • #2
    Well now you can go with all your fake money! How exciting.
    Last edited by Squeaksmyalias; 04-27-2010, 12:18 AM. Reason: I forgot a word. Cause I'm special like that. =)
    I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.

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    • #3
      I know! This is the highlight of my week! ()
      What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?

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      • #4
        You should totally blow that money on something silly. hehe
        I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.

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        • #5
          My favorite part of these scam "you've won a foreign lottery" emails is that the response address is always for some freemail site.

          ^-.-^
          Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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          • #6
            One of the people in my office got one of those calls today. Apparently she won either 2.5 or 3 million (the amount kept changing), for a lottery that she never remembers entering.
            That is so full of suck Dyson doesn't know how they did it - shankyknitter

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            • #7
              See, just the otherday from a freemail, the USA White House said I deserved a tidy sum of millions of dollars for my suffering of these scam mail. I just had to pay some taxes on them.

              It was from Canada too. They gave a reason. They didn't want people yelling at the White House do to them not choosing them for the relief money. It was only for me.
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              • #8
                But, Plaid... You weren't supposed to tell anyone about it!

                Now that you've told, they'll have to give the money to lots of people instead of just you, so now you won't be getting your millions!



                ^-.-^
                Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                • #9
                  What about me????

                  I'm really, really, really important - don't ya' know!!!


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                  Only $50/publication (I think - I've never really looked into it)
                  No... Just No! And I mean it this time!

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