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I can't believe, especially here, no one has said it yet!
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My a/c broke... crappy force...
Make a list of important things to do today.
At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate'
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I was getting to it, I swear!
Happy Intergalactic Star Wars Day!
I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)Comment
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I can't believe I almost missed it! Thank you!Comment
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IT'S A TRAP!!!!
Coincidentally, and quite happily, Something Something Something Dark Side arrived from Netflix today. A combo of two of my very favorite things - hooray!"Even arms dealers need groceries." ~ Ziva David, NCIS
Tony: "Everyone's counting on you, just do what you do best."
Abby: "Dance?" ~ NCISComment
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So who celebrated at 3:21 (AM or PM)?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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I didn't know a day existed. My fiance and I spent the last several nights watch all six movies. If I had known about this day then I would've watched "Return of the Jedi" tonight instead of last night.
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I"m quite sad, I had to explain the concept to quite a few people at work...*sigh*The report button - not just for decoration
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That IS sad.Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeartComment
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"Fourth"? Sounds like something Jon Pertwee would lisp, possibly whilst under the influence of a big, muffling helmet.Why do they make Superglue but not Batglue?Comment
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I spent the day at Disneyland.
When I asked for it off at work (with Nekojin, who works for the same company in another department) and explained why that day, the bosslady laughed and joked about not letting us have it because of the pun.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - DresdenComment
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