Good news/bad news, work-related.

[Exaspera]

Do you do cool stuff with hiding coins? ")

[Squeaksmyalias]

True....I'm brave lets give it a try.

[Jester]

Do you do cool stuff with hiding coins?

Not really. Actually, I am terrible with coins. I do mostly cards, with a few other things thrown in there for variety. I do need to expand my repertoire, and this job will definitely help in that endeavor.

True....I'm brave lets give it a try.

How about let's NOT.

[Squeaksmyalias]

Aw you just said you needed to expand your repertoire, I'm sure I could find some welding masks somewhere. Where is your sense of adventure?

[Jester]

Where is your sense of adventure?

In my sex life. In my party life. In my vacations. In my love of roller coasters. In my love of bicycling. In my love for trying new foods, new beers, and new wines. In my willingness to try new things in almost all avenues.

Almost.

However, since I do magic a lot for children, I have made a conscience choice to not do anything that could potentially be dangerous to them. The most "adventurous" thing I would consider (and I don't currently use it) is the fire wallet. Short explanation: someone asks for a business card, I open my wallet, and it instantly lights on fire. I wave the fire off, and produce an unburnt business card--and the wallet is also undamaged.

Welding mask? I don't think so.

Explosions? Adventure? This magician craves not these things.

[Squeaksmyalias]

Hold on wait....fire wallet? Where does one find one of these awesome wallets? I could never enter an airport with one. But..that is so cool.

Anyway those are good answers..I'll go put the welding masks away. *walks off sadly* but I want a card trick instead, please?

[Jester]

Get on down here to Key West and I'll perform several card tricks for you.

And I'll even sell you one of those awesome fire wallets. AND show you how to use it.

[wolfie]

And I'll even sell you one of those awesome fire wallets. AND show you how to use it.

Wouldn't want one of those - my money already burns a hole in my pocket with a regular wallet.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Well I assumed theres be singing....and a big hat involved.

Id need to see a picture of your "work" though....strictly professional reasons you understand...

[Squeaksmyalias]

Get on down here to Key West and I'll perform several card tricks for you.

And I'll even sell you one of those awesome fire wallets. AND show you how to use it.

You have no idea how tempting that is. I could use a vacation and right now I'm trying to figure out a reason to actually need a fire wallet.
Jester you are too cool.

[r2cagle]

Boy, the conversations I missed out on this weekend !

It's like a cliff-hanger... how's it gonna end?

[Geek King]

Strickly theoretical, of course, but I just had a thought.

Balloon animals filled with Hydrogen + a bit of flash powder = Cool explosions!

Change the fuel mixture a bit, and you could even get neat colors of flame...

[Squeaksmyalias]

Strickly theoretical, of course, but I just had a thought.

Balloon animals filled with Hydrogen + a bit of flash powder = Cool explosions!

Change the fuel mixture a bit, and you could even get neat colors of flame...

.....*hugs Geek king* I like the way your mind works.
Jester can you beat this? Otherwise you might have to fight to continue to be my favorite.

[Jester]

You have no idea how tempting that is. I could use a vacation and right now I'm trying to figure out a reason to actually need a fire wallet.
Jester you are too cool.

First of all, yes, I am.

Secondly, no one "needs" a fire wallet. But having one is, to quote you, "too cool." Forget being a magician. Picture yourself at dinner with some friends. The bill comes. You're feeling generous. "I've got this," you say. You reach for your wallet, open it--and it is on fire! You stare at it quizzically while your friends jump to get away from it....then you wave the fire out, pull out your perfectly fine credit card/cash, and put the wallet away, not giving it a second thought....while your friends LOSE it.

Jester can you beat this? Otherwise you might have to fight to continue to be my favorite.

See above.

[Squeaksmyalias]

Ok you win. Jester is my favorite.

Now I really, really, really want a fire wallet.