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  • GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(very ranty, language)

    We have a deal going on with my FIL (with whom my wife has a very rocky relationship) where he brings over his lawn mower to mow our lawn. It's been hot today (around 100 degrees). My wife calls her father asking about the mower, he says he'll bring it. But then he drops this gem: "I don't want YOU (my wife) mowing the lawn. That's a MAN'S job." He hangs up.

    My wife is very angry. I'm fucking LIVID. This is the shit my wife has had to deal with all. Her. Fucking. Life.

    We're letting him do this today (which my wife and I will both be mowing. He can shit in his hat and wear it), but this is it. No more. My wife has determined she's done with him.

    Happy Fucking Father's Day, Asshole FIL
    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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    Fuck him. I wouldn't even let him come over today after that shit.

    Buy your own mower, or find a friend or neighbor who will let you borrow/rent theirs, or maybe even that time-honored tradition of paying a neighborhood kid to mow your lawn.

    But fuuuuuuck him!

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    • #3
      Quoth Jester View Post
      But fuuuuuuck him!
      Well, we both told him that.

      It was...very vocal, with him taking verbal jabs at me and my wife. Yelling and screaming. Finally, my wife yells, "Happy Fucking Father's Day. You just lost a daughter!" and walked back into the house. I stayed outside to make sure he left.

      I feel very redneck now. This took place in the middle of our trailer park, at noise levels that had some people looking outside, with a child watching.

      So that's it. Bastard's gone. My wife cried for a bit (emotion rush, not because she loves the fuck) but she's better now. Just another day in Paradise.
      I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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      • #4
        Quoth Nurian View Post
        So that's it. Bastard's gone. My wife cried for a bit (emotion rush, not because she loves the fuck) but she's better now. Just another day in Paradise.
        Yeeesh. So sorry you and your wife had to go through that. On days like that I call my buddy and we head over to 23rd Street Brewery...just a suggestion.
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        • #5
          Quoth AdminAssistant View Post
          Yeeesh. So sorry you and your wife had to go through that. On days like that I call my buddy and we head over to 23rd Street Brewery...just a suggestion.
          If she didn't have to work and we had money, we'd have taken that suggestion.

          We'll have to plan a time when we get a group to go there
          I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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          • #6
            You can borrow my Dad - he's awesome and quite possibly a bigger feminist than me. Seriously. He's always telling me I can do anything I want, as long as I'm happy with it
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