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  • One year!

    Yes, it's been one whole year since I've gotten laid.

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

    And it seems every girl I find some interest in has a boyfriend or husband.

    Screw it. I'll laugh.

    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
    Still A Customer."


  • #2
    Goin' on 5.

    Best to laugh.
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #3
      Count your blessings. 9 years and counting.

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      • #4
        22 invisible filler
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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        • #5
          And here I am going crazy after one month.

          Tough break man.
          "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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          • #6
            Couple years for me. Just laugh it off. I keep ending up with people who are asexual, so after a while you have to.

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            • #7
              ~links are NSFW~

              *ahem*
              for the men folk.

              for the women folk. well, not just women. but still a good site.

              who needs a partner with the right equipment?
              If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

              i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
              ^_^

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              • #8
                I'm getting close to year myself.

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                • #9
                  It's only been just over a month (one month and 4 days, to be precise) but if I don't see my boyfriend soon, I'm gonna go crazy. Fridayfridayfridayfridayfriday.......

                  (Equipment is wonderful, but there's nothing like the real thing.)
                  "Even arms dealers need groceries." ~ Ziva David, NCIS

                  Tony: "Everyone's counting on you, just do what you do best."
                  Abby: "Dance?" ~ NCIS

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                  • #10
                    Going on since Saturday, I'm seeing mine tomorrow.
                    How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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                    • #11
                      awwww

                      Been a while for me too, more than six months, AND I have a partner *sigh* (not a boyfriend, but the arrangement works for us LOL). Now if only he wasn't 850 miles away...
                      GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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                      • #12
                        it's been 3 hours ....i'm going through withdrawal


                        * runs off before someone beats him senseless*



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                        • #13
                          Quoth Pony_Boy View Post
                          it's been 3 hours ....i'm going through withdrawal


                          * runs off before someone beats him senseless*



                          Sometimes I feel like being cruel too.
                          How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Pony_Boy View Post
                            it's been 3 hours ....i'm going through withdrawal


                            * runs off before someone beats him senseless*



                            Quoth Soulstealer View Post
                            Sometimes I feel like being cruel too.
                            Y'all aren't bothering me any. I have better things to worry about than that. I'd rather save it for someone special. In the meantime, I have a cozy arrangement with Rosie Palm and her 5 daughters.

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                            • #15
                              None of you are getting any sympathy from me whatsoever. Going on 28 years.
                              "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                              RIP Plaidman.

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