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Quoth fireheart17
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I just don't know. It depends if my friend decides that we can have benefits again or if I find another friend with the same sexual prowess and same interest as him because damn, after being THAT sexually compatible with someone, it is hard to go with vanilla sex anymore
"Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.
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True story...Quoth McGoddess09 View PostI just don't know. It depends if my friend decides that we can have benefits again or if I find another friend with the same sexual prowess and same interest as him because damn, after being THAT sexually compatible with someone, it is hard to go with vanilla sex anymore"I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - HouseComment
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Well, yes, but I don't think that will work for a variety of reasons.Quoth morgana View Post
And honestly, I don't even have any single guy friends that I would suggest to you.
"Even arms dealers need groceries." ~ Ziva David, NCIS
Tony: "Everyone's counting on you, just do what you do best."
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Been since the end of April for me.
But somehow I don't feel quite so needy now, though.
Thanks, ya'll.
"So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13Comment
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I used to live in Kansas. I need 3 personal references, a business reference, a letter of recommendation and a list of personal preferences on an excel spreadsheet and I might be able to hook you up with someone.Quoth morgana View Post
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in between last HS girlfriend and meeting my now Ex wife I went 4 years
NOT FUN AT ALLI'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
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Just in case anyone was wondering woman make much better wingmen, so instead of going out for drinks with the guys go out for drinks with the girlsQuoth Jester View PostIt doesn't help that my two best friends on the island are the two worst wingmen on the planet..
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I don't need no stinkin' wingman. I'm just badass like that. Of course, I'm not really looking at the moment.Comment
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So...going to IL anytime soon?Quoth Greenday View Post
"Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.
I belly dance with tall Goblins!Comment
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Unfortunately not. Can't even afford gas for the two hour drive home.Quoth McGoddess09 View PostSo...going to IL anytime soon?"I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - HouseComment
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I'm ashamed to say.
Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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July 3 was my last time.
Been a struggle since then I gotta say, lol.Comment
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It's been about 2 months for me.
And I'm newly married...
Anyone else seeing a problem here?
Sucky Customers- Have the ability to convert non-drinkers into raging alcoholics in one phone call or less.Comment
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On the other hand, I am not nearly as particular.Quoth Whiskey View PostI need 3 personal references, a business reference, a letter of recommendation and a list of personal preferences on an excel spreadsheet and I might be able to hook you up with someone.
And this is where I point out that one of the aforementioned two best friends IS a woman! And as a wingman, she STILL sucks.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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There is a joke that goes:Quoth phantasy View PostIt's been about 2 months for me.
And I'm newly married...
Anyone else seeing a problem here?
A 16-year old walks into a chemist shop and buys one condom. The man behind the counter asks him what it is for. The teenager says he is going to a school disco with his girlfriend and he hopes to get lucky.
A college student walks into a chemist shop and buys two condoms. The man behind the counter asks him what they are for. The student says he is going to a gig and expects to pull.
A twenty-two year old walks into a chemist shop and buys four condoms. The man behind the counter asks him what they are for. The man says he is going away for the weekend with his girlfriend. He will need one for Friday night, one for Saturday morning, one for Saturday night, and one for Sunday morning.
A married man walks into a chemist shop and buys 12 condoms. The man behind the counter asks him what they are for. The married man says one for January, one for February, one for March...."I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.Comment
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