One year!

[blas]

Jester, I'm ashamed you use wing people. Men like you are pretty rare. Other than the occasional "Hey I have a single friend, wanna meet her?", why would you need someone to help you?

[Jester]

Blas, I think you have a different idea about what I mean by wing people. I don't do any of that bullshit that idiot Mystery does. It's contrived bullshit, and I am all about honesty and reality.

My "wing men" are simply my friends when we are out and about, doing (or not doing) what friends do. "Hey, wanna meet my friend Jester?" Etc., etc.

As for why I might need someone to help me, I am an excellent conversationalist and can often, once in the conversation, do very well for myself. I don't have much of an "opening game," however (don't ask why--I don't know), and sometimes it's just better to have a friend break the ice than you. For whatever reason, it seems that when I approach a woman, sometimes I come off as a bit creepy, sometimes a bit overbearing, etc.

Do I "need" a wing man? Or a wing woman? No, I don't, frankly. I can and do meet people without as much of a problem as it sounds like in the above paragraph. But it doesn't hurt to have friends who have your back. But then, it's a good thing I don't "need" wing people, since my two best friends SUCK at the job. By contrast, I am an awesome wing man....I literally once got seven different people laid in one night. I was not one of them.

Hope that clarifies everything, and that I've put your shame of me to rest.

[phantasy]

There is a joke that goes:

*snip*

A married man walks into a chemist shop and buys 12 condoms. The man behind the counter asks him what they are for. The married man says one for January, one for February, one for March....

...




But wait. That wouldn't leave me two months nookieless!! lol

Besides, working on it tonight... can anyone spare some bodycream / anything else of that nature? Gonna teach my husband how to give a decent massage. He sucks at it!

[blas]

Yes, the shame is buried in the back yard, I hope you don't mind if it joins a few of my ex bfs back there.

I had a different idea. It might be a generation thing, apparently some people in their 20s STILL need their friends to hold their hands and find all their dates for them.

The next one of my bf's friends to ask me "You got any cute single friends?" is going to get thwapped with my infamous radishes. You're a big boy. Get your big boy britches on and go say hi yourself.

[Jester]

So let me see if I have this straight. You're a newlywed, your new husband sucks at massages AND you haven't gotten any in two months from him?

Not to offend you, but that makes me feel much better about my situation; I'm not getting any, but I'm SINGLE!

[phantasy]

So let me see if I have this straight. You're a newlywed, your new husband sucks at massages AND you haven't gotten any in two months from him?

Not to offend you, but that makes me feel much better about my situation; I'm not getting any, but I'm SINGLE!

Yeah, anytime.


I'm starting to think somethings wrong with him though. He's so...dysfunctional. I used to think that 25-year-old men were like, permanently horny, lol. Apparently I'm sadly mistaken.

[AdminAssistant]

Hey, sometimes our sex drives outpace theirs. My poor boyfriend....last time I was there he was threatening to dunk me in a cold bath.

[Treasure]

its 16 yr boys that are constantly horny.

and women from the age of 22-88!!


I had a good thing going, for about a month, and now I don't know if we'll be seeing each other again, depends on if he gets out this week or not for several months

whats that old saying again? oh yeah - "The best way to get over a man, is to get under another"



*its a quote from a movie, some girl's Grandmother tells her this - I don't remember the movie**

[trailerparkmedic]

Yeah, anytime.


I'm starting to think somethings wrong with him though. He's so...dysfunctional. I used to think that 25-year-old men were like, permanently horny, lol. Apparently I'm sadly mistaken.

If it makes you feel any better, Fiance and I keep getting horny at completely different times. He's gotten REALLY good at not being in the mood when I am, and then once I'm not in the mood, he's ready to go. He's 26, can't he get it up on command??

[tollbaby]

R is pretty accommodating, considering that he's 46 and nearing "grandpa" age, and I'm 34 and just entering my sexual peak LOL When we're together, we're at it pretty much all the time. (we are very well behaved in public though, and if we have anything to do outside the house or with other people, we CAN keep our hands off each other LOL Advantage of maturity/age). Phone sex, I'm sorry, just isn't the same, so that's nowhere near as frequent during the months we're apart.

With my ex-husband though? sometimes we'd go 3-4 months without. My sex drive was in the tank. Plus, he was on antidepressants that made him a crabby ass LOL Which rendered him somewhat less attractive to me. And I've never been capable of having sex just for the sake of having sex. I have to be attracted to the person both physically and emotionally (fortunately, I'm not picky physically).

Methinks perhaps you and your husband should speak to a sex counsellor (or at least to each other!)... did the sex drive nosedive after the wedding, or was he always like this? If he's not meeting your needs, then the issue needs to be addressed before it becomes a problem. I'm not implying he should "service" you whenever you like, but if one party in the marriage is dissatisfied, then eventually it will spill over into other areas of the relationship.

[Magpie]

I'm with tollbaby on this. 2 months, if you're newlyweds, is time to have a discussion about it. Did you get any good recommendations for sex counsellors when you did your premarital counselling? (Did you do premarital counselling, or did you figure you'd just go for couples' counselling later? If you decided to put it off, this sounds like an excellent time to get around to it.)

[Green_Fairy]

it's been...however long The Boy's been in iraq. i don't even know how long it's been. a few months, i guess. and he's getting back some time in november

and then after we get hitched...he's going back to virginia to finish up his naval contract and i'm staying in idaho. so...for about 9 months, i'm gonna get it whenever i visit him, which will only be every couple of months.

then after that, he's going to afghanistan for a year for a contracting job...so a full year with no nookie

ugh. i think he feel bad about it...he keeps buying toys online and having them sent to me. i'm getting quite a collection. *le sigh*

[Plaidman]

Been....like.... a month...? As a surprise gift from a close friend that thought it help me get over some stuff. Before that nearly a year ago.

Likely won't happen again for several more years. Even if I did do it again sooner, girl would laugh. I'm bad at it. Never had experence, and hard to get experence when you can't get a girl.

[dalesys]

So Jester, I guess this thread means your avatar for this month won't be the fireworks themed "Boom Boom Boudoir"?

[Mr. Anubite]

In two months, it will have been 17 years. It will also be my 17th birthday!

I haven't even been on a date yet, which (I'm told) is unusal for people my age.
Being gay in High School sucks.