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  • #16
    Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
    Well, it was an evidently not very successful attempt at a joke.

    I was suggesting all my blood had been sucked out and had been replaced with mosquito disease.
    LMAO!!

    I was too a little confused. I laughed once i got it. Sorry, RK.

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    • #17
      Hey, it's cool. Not much of a joke if I have to explain it.

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      • #18
        I'm beginning to think I'm rather ... odd ... for getting it right away.

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        • #19
          I was expecting to get eaten alive when I was in AR (lots of rivers, irrigated farmland, and recent rains), but for whatever reason they weren't that bad. I got bit maybe once or twice.
          "Even arms dealers need groceries." ~ Ziva David, NCIS

          Tony: "Everyone's counting on you, just do what you do best."
          Abby: "Dance?" ~ NCIS

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          • #20
            Quoth Magpie View Post
            I'm beginning to think I'm rather ... odd ... for getting it right away.
            you and me both
            Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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            • #21
              Oh, now I get it, sorry.
              "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

              RIP Plaidman.

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              • #22
                Quoth Magpie View Post
                I'm beginning to think I'm rather ... odd ... for getting it right away.
                Hehe, I got it, too. (Not sure what that says about levels of oddness....)
                Then again, I like the "there's blood in my coffee stream" joke....
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • #23
                  Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
                  Hey, it's cool. Not much of a joke if I have to explain it.
                  I LOL'ed right away. But then, you always make me laugh. You and BE.
                  "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                  • #24
                    As wet and hot as it's been, surprisingly I haven't suffered much from mosquitos. It probably helps that I'm hardly ever outside, sleeping during the day and not liking the outdoors much anyway.

                    With me, it's always bees. All the bees. I effing hate bees. However, it's the second summer I haven't been stung *knock wood*. Hooray.

                    Two summers ago, I took Bear out to tie her up, and I was barefoot and stepped on a bee. A few weeks after that, a little sweat bee was interrupting my smoke break out on my porch, and I was wearing a tanktop, and I swatted that bastard and he stung me good. The little ones hurt the worst.
                    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Food Lady View Post
                      I LOL'ed right away. But then, you always make me laugh. You and BE.

                      me?

                      .........
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • #26
                        Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                        me? .........
                        Yes, you.

                        So, this week the mosquitos had me for dinner and I can't sleep 'cause of the itchies!
                        "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                        • #27
                          a good way to avoid skeeter bites is to take some marigold flowers, boil them in some water to make a tea, and drink it at least an hour before you plan on being outside.

                          another good thing to do is plant said plants around your deck, patio, doors, etc. where you hang out outside. it helps detract them.
                          Last edited by Sarlon; 07-31-2010, 10:20 PM. Reason: gave wrong flower
                          It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                          • #28
                            Does the geranium tea taste like they smell??

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                            • #29
                              sorry that was meant to be marigolds ><

                              don't do it with geraniums...you'll get an upset tummy.
                              It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                              • #30
                                Quoth Sarlon View Post
                                sorry that was meant to be marigolds ><

                                don't do it with geraniums...you'll get an upset tummy.
                                LMAO!! Glad I didnt run out and do that.

                                I HATE the smell of Geraniums.

                                Marigolds would be muuuuuch better.

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