She gets a spoonful of peanut butter, eats it, and then...leaves the spoon on the counter. Not only that, but she leaves it on the countertop just above the dishwasher, and right next to the sink. So even if the dishwasher is full, she can put it in the sink. But no, she leaves her dirty, peanut-buttery spoon on the counter. Normally, I just curse under my breath and put it in the dishwasher or the sink, but this time has turned into a clusterfuck. Dozens of ants got into the house and swarmed all over the spoon and the fresh produce that was also on the counter. So we had to throw all of that out.

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