I finally got you, you bloodsucking freeloader!

[Food Lady]

You've made my life miserable all week. You've been sneaky and devious and taken what you wanted without my consent. I have spots and welts and a sense of foreboding. You've even attacked me in my sleep! When I smacked you against the wall with that book, it felt sooo good. I don't even feel sorry for you, Little Miss Mosquito. *edited to please Plaidman*

[Plaidman]

I don't even feel sorry for you, Mr. Mosquito.

Mrs. Mosquito.... only the females suck blood.

[Soulstealer]

Mrs. Mosquito.... only the females suck blood.

And only during egg laying time. Help fight for a mosquito genocide!
Now with lasers in Africa. (I <3 Intellectual Ventures)