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Life lessons from dogs. :)
If you can't eat it or play with it, piss on it and walk away.
No matter what it is, if someone else has something, it's better than what you have.
Size doesn't matter - it's all about the attitude.
3 second rule - anything that happened more than 3 seconds ago is irrelevant.
If someone is mad at you, all you need to do is wag your tail and bat your eye lashes at them and they'll forgive you.
It doesn't matter how long you've been gone. You can leave the house, turn around, and walk back in and they're still happy to see you as if they haven't seen you in years.
The four most important things in life: Eating, sleeping, playing, and pooping.
Just because they're not your puppies doesn't mean you can't welcome them into your pack.
The color of their fur is irrelevant. Anyone who is nice to you can be welcomed into your pack.
Vet visits can be scary but cookies make it better.
If two dogs want the same toy but don't want to share, they'll just rip it in half.
No matter what it is, if someone else has something, it's better than what you have.
Size doesn't matter - it's all about the attitude.
3 second rule - anything that happened more than 3 seconds ago is irrelevant.
If someone is mad at you, all you need to do is wag your tail and bat your eye lashes at them and they'll forgive you.
It doesn't matter how long you've been gone. You can leave the house, turn around, and walk back in and they're still happy to see you as if they haven't seen you in years.
The four most important things in life: Eating, sleeping, playing, and pooping.
Just because they're not your puppies doesn't mean you can't welcome them into your pack.
The color of their fur is irrelevant. Anyone who is nice to you can be welcomed into your pack.
Vet visits can be scary but cookies make it better.
If two dogs want the same toy but don't want to share, they'll just rip it in half.
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