Reading another thread reminded me of the time I had gotten pulled over by a douche with a badge. Aparently they were looking for a thin blond in a purple cruiser. Now to note, I ain't thin... I ain't blond (more of a dark blond/brown) and my pt cruiser is blue. But hey I "fit" the description so I get pulled over. It starts to get to the point where I'm going to get arrested for resisting before I realize which county I'm in. Quickly I'm crying for them to call a certin cop and that he can attest to me not being who they are looking for.
The cop to "humor" me calls his captain who just happend to have the cop nearby who I wanted to talk to. So crying in the background I'm pleading with my 'brother' (baby sitters oldest) to tell him I'm not who he's looking for. The douch with a badge got verbally reamed by my bro for making his little sister cry, and why the hell didn't douche recognize me as the girl who has had a crush on him since they were six and I was four?
Douch is so far from a crush now and still get ragged on by fellow officers for botching up so bad.
The cop to "humor" me calls his captain who just happend to have the cop nearby who I wanted to talk to. So crying in the background I'm pleading with my 'brother' (baby sitters oldest) to tell him I'm not who he's looking for. The douch with a badge got verbally reamed by my bro for making his little sister cry, and why the hell didn't douche recognize me as the girl who has had a crush on him since they were six and I was four?
Douch is so far from a crush now and still get ragged on by fellow officers for botching up so bad.




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