Dating/Girl Horror Stories....

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Jester is wise, ladies, listen.

I had my 'type': into geeky-type stuff, but not socially awkward. Good teeth, decent face, nice butt. Not too overweight, not too thin. Glasses are a plus. Good sense of humor.

Needless to say, I didn't have much success.

My fiance: Is into geeky-type stuff, is not socially awkward, and has an amazing sense of humor. He has very crooked teeth, is overweight, doesn't wear glasses, and has NO ass. His pants are completely flat in the back. But....I find him to be completely sexy and handsome and attractive. And am completely tits over toes in love. If I had stuck by my 'type', I'd have missed out on the best guy I've ever known.

I couldn't even TELL you what my "type" is. Tried to find common ground among the actors I find attractive, but they're so diverse and different, I just don't even know. So it's definitely NOT a matter of only dating within my "type".

I just want someone who makes my nether regions perk.

[Magpie]

Been there twice. Two crushes, and neither of them aimed at anyone I thought at the time would be any sort of good match.

Glands really have no taste.

Been there, done that. I have always hated crushes, and I get them bad. If I could banish it within a year I figured I'd done a good job.

[TelephoneAngel]

My type -

Tall dark handsome about ten years older than me and well educated office job neat hair.

Which is why I have been several years with boyfriend who is twenty years older than me false teeth, hair down to his waist, works in fields, and is seVeral inches shorter than me.And even in the most flattering light could never be called handsome.

[blas]

I have a type and I stick to it. Gotta be tall, preferably 6'0 or taller. Gotta be significantly bigger than me. Especially now that I'm working out and now in the 140 pound range, I'm not dating manorexics. I really like big muscular type, but since that seems shallow, all I really care is the guy has at least 50 or more pounds on me. If I can pick you up, it's a no-go. If I have more muscle tone than you do, absolutely not.

Oh, and to answer a previous question, no, bf did not go on the date with that girl. He doesn't do pity dates. He felt pretty deceived.

[ArcticChicken]

My fiance: Is into geeky-type stuff, is not socially awkward, and has an amazing sense of humor. He has very crooked teeth, is overweight, doesn't wear glasses, and has NO ass. His pants are completely flat in the back. But....I find him to be completely sexy and handsome and attractive. And am completely tits over toes in love. If I had stuck by my 'type', I'd have missed out on the best guy I've ever known.

I know exactly what you mean, my guy is everything I thought I wanted in terms of personality, and nothing like I imagined physically.

[blas]

Am I the only one here who has never met a man who actually has a butt?

I've even seen men the equivalent of Fat Bastard, and their asses are flat, too. I don't think any man really has a butt.

[malmalthekiller]

I've never had a type. The guy I 'm with right now is the sweetest man alive and is also my best friend. If I had made an itemized list of attributes that I wanted, I would have missed out on him.

[ArcticChicken]

Am I the only one here who has never met a man who actually has a butt?

My ex has a butt, so does my current BF.

[chrislb]

My woman says I have a nice butt, but I think she is biased.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

My woman says I have a nice butt, but I think she is biased.

She probably can't tell, cause her hands are blocking the view.

[ArcticChicken]

My woman says I have a nice butt, but I think she is biased.

We're not biased!

[Jester]

Glands really have no taste.

Depends how you cook 'em.

Jester is wise, ladies, listen.

Yes, listen. You are getting sleeeeepppy. Very, verrryyy sleeeeeppppyyy....

Depends how you cook 'em!

I had my 'type': into geeky-type stuff, but not socially awkward. Good teeth, decent face, nice butt. Not too overweight, not too thin. Glasses are a plus. Good sense of humor.

The vast majority of what you just said described ME.

Am I the only one here who has never met a man who actually has a butt?

I don't think any man really has a butt.

*I* have a butt. And have been complimented on it from many different quarters, thank you very much!

[Mytical]

My 'type' falls into Sassy and Intelligent. Physical characteristics mean very little to me. Included in Sassy is independent. However, Sassy can not spill over to rude. So I guess I have a very 'narrow' type.

I prefer those who know what they want, and are willing to go after it. Since you know, I am normally the one who is too nervous to initiate discussion.

[Rapscallion]

Been there, done that. I have always hated crushes, and I get them bad. If I could banish it within a year I figured I'd done a good job.

First one lasted three days. Second about nine months. Felt like a stalker on both occasions. Wasn't fun.

Rapscallion

[Nox]

My first boyfriend was when I was seventeen. We'd been friends since we were 12. He brought his mother on our lunch date. >.<