Dating/Girl Horror Stories....

[Der Cute]

Hmm.

I was kinda going to college, and one of my classes was in a building where the rec room/student center was.
I kept going to play pool at the rec room, because I was bored and needed something to do. The guy behind the counter was about 5'2", REALLY short for a guy, super thick ugly plastic-framed glasses, and the horse's behind for a face. He had a really high pitched laugh and just was....super awkward. I talked to him because I was bored and he was bored.

Well, after some time passed, one of the guys in a class I had wanted to hook me up with his brother. Guy in class was OK looking, so I thought - what do I have to lose?
Turns out the blind-date brother was the super dorky rec-room guy.

I was so icked out I told him I wanted to play pool at a local pool hall, and bailed out of the car when I saw a friend's car.

Eww.

[Mytical]

My luck with dates kinda continued. Went to visit my SO in Virginia. First date was kinda ok. Chinese place, it was fun, tried new things. Didn't knock anything over at least. Actually got enough courage to hold her hand (this is BIG for me lol).

Second day, she has gotten a sore throat and can't really talk. We do a few things (walk around town, etc). It wasn't a total disaster at least. It was fun. Only its a bit frustrating trying to understand whispers. .

Next day her throat is worse. Mostly went to Starbucks, the Library, and shopping. Then it was time for the 400+ mile ride home. So I got there and she got a bit sick . I think I was a little too worried about her health, however. May have come off as older brother/fatherly.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Didn't happen to me but to a friend. A mutual friend of ours set my single friend up on a blind date. Said date took her to an expensive restaurant and bored her to tears thruout the entire meal, droning on about his job in insurance and not letting her get a word in edgeways. When the bill came, he made a show of patting down his pockets, smirked and said, "Oops, I forgot my wallet."

My friend just stood up, picked up her bag and told him she was going to the loo. Instead, she went to the exit and walked out, leaving him to deal with the bill. Single friend eventually went to mutual friend and threatened her with violence if she ever set her up on a blind date again.

[Gawdzillers]

Well, the only girl I've gone out with:
It was back when I couldn't drive, so my parents came along on our date. When I went to hold the car door open for her, she went around to the other side. I pointed out that I was holding the door for her, but she said "that's okay".
Also, she was really conservative and had no sense of humor, which sucked, because I'm the "funny guy".

And if anyone remembers from a few months ago, this girl I really liked totally crushed me a few months ago. She was kind of crazy anyway, one moment she would be hanging all over me, the next, she would be a total stuck-up bitch. What pisses me off is that she's turned her sister (who used to be a friend) against me.

[Cazzi]

Mines not so much of a dating story but its horrific all the same I've not been on many dates in my life & certainly non since my ex hubby wandered off, but...

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Way back before I even met him I worked in a small hotel. My employer, the lady who owned the hotel had a younger brother who lived in at the hotel and boy was he a creepy skeezy guy; the sort that though nothing about bragging about how much sex he was getting daily & his adventures of getting BJs in phone booths from married women

Can't remember exactly which birthday it was but came a late teen birthday & he walked up to me & said happy birthday.. and seeing as its your birthday I'm going to take you to bed & give you the time of your life

<Cue deer in the headlights panicked look> as I stuttered out "No thanks, I'll pass on that"

Then he had the cheek to be pissed off I'd turned him down & ranted on that no one had ever refused him before. First time for everything eh?

[Misanthropical]

Cazzi Oh! One of "THOSE" guys who thinks they are God's gift to women and all we want to do is return the "gift" to sender! I had one of "those" who swore up, down and sideways he was going to get me in bed. He didn't because just being in the same room as him made me want to

[stephenr]

I have only had one bad date and that was my only date. I was in 8th grade and she was too. We went to a movie that pretty much made me realize it wasn't going to work out. She spent the whole movie texting, and eating popcorn. I wound up nearly spending $40 that day. She wound up dumping me the next day because "I wasn't her type." The whole ride home, she kept to herself and each time I tried to talk to her, she just ignored me. That was a2 week relationship. I still lack some confidence when it comes to women because being a big guy has its problems.

[Whiskey]

^every type has a problem. Theres a guy who comes through my job whos a big boy, i'm still waiting for him to ask for my phone number

I will make good on my old promise a couple pages ago for more stories. The one I've been mulling over is..... a bit of a saga.

[Midnight12]

the saga MUST be told/heard!

[Thuringwethyl]

The one I've been mulling over is..... a bit of a saga.

Those are the best kind!

[sarasquirrel]

haha! i have no horror stories! cuz i've never been on a date

[blas]

Be thankful for that, actually. You've never had the horror of being set up with freaks, or having to deal with a date from Hell.

[Cazzi]

Oh I dunno.. after X amount of years, I think I'd risk it..... once maybe

[Midnight12]

has one
had met the guy via friends and he was nice in a public setting. we set a day and i was under the impression it was to be a nice outting so I dressed appropriately
When he came to get me there was no coming to the door, he called from the cell phone and said he was here. At the time i thought little of it as I was the only one home so no one to impress beyond myself.
There was no real date, he got lost on the way back to his house, no lunch, no movies nothing, just going straight to his house with the assumption he would be getting action. I said no, either we go do something or take me home.
There was arguing and I made my point in that he implied it was to be an outting not go straight to your house, in that there would be some other place to go to besides here. To say the least he had little to no dating experience for his age and he was older than me.
Told my friends when I got home don't invite me to any more social parties I'm not openly dating. It was only then that I learned why he was invited and found out.
I did not feel sad for him as he chose to spend his days in front of the tv when not at work watching soap operas....he chose not to have a life.

[malmalthekiller]

3rd year of school, a really cute guy comes up to me and says he loves my sweater. Score! Then he walks away. He finds me on facebook, and we agree to hang out.

We basically sit out outside his dorm for a few hours and have some interesting conversation, but something about his is just odd. Then he puts his head on my shoulder, gets really close to me, and starts giving me the creepies. He keeps talking about what it's like to be biracial, how he hates his curly hair and his fat arms, etc. There was nothing physically wrong with him, he was just really insecure. And he kept making strange statements.

After that he keeps texting me that he needs to "smoke me up, girl, hehe :]" , and that he's never had such great conversation or a connection with someone. He's a big pot smoker, and I did a bit at the time, but I felt like he was just trying to get me alone inside or something.

Nothing too bad, he was just weird and got a little clingy so I didn't hang out with him again.