Dating/Girl Horror Stories....

[Midnight12]

let him AND his mom find out via facebook as he is dense and cannot seem to grasp a clue? mean perhaps but he failed his first and only chance

[superhotelworker]

LOL I'm with Lexia.

[Mytical]

Change facebook status to 'in a relationship'? . Or when you get here, we take a picture together and you post it to facebook . I can also do 'the voice' if I ever talk to him, just saying "MINE!" he wouldn't bug you again. lol. I may not be the jealous type, but I am good at frightening exs away. Even have pretended to be with somebody to scare off their ex.

[superhotelworker]

WENCHIE! Do the "In a relationship" so I can like it!

And GAH! In my email, from the ex:
"Do you ever think what would have happened if we never broke up?"

My reply: "If I'd have never cheated." I fixed your question for inaccuracies. And no. Happily, since you cheated and lied, I'm more than happy to move on. Go away.

[Eisa]

Hmm, Bardic reminded me of my ex who decided that me saying "no" to the question "Do you want to go all the way" only lasted approximately ten minutes and thus afterward, he was free to do whatever he liked. And then had the audacity to ask me what I was thinking afterward.

Six weeks of that.

Also, our first 'date' of any magnitude involved Burger King. I got a kid's meal.

[Mytical]

Eisa, I would like an introduction to that 'ex' one day. Grrrr.

Also *hugs* I am sorry there are .. bibeds out there like that. (I refuse to call them men or even human)

[Wenchie]

Change facebook status to 'in a relationship'? .

WENCHIE! Do the "In a relationship" so I can like it!

Done.

I will laugh my ass off though if he likes it... he'll probably think it's me agreeing to go back to him...

[Magpie]

Whaaaaa? How? How can an organ being gone fail? I need to know these things, I'm supposed to get that done!

If the organ isn't actually gone. No, I'm not sure how this happens.

[Whiskey]

If the organ isn't actually gone. No, I'm not sure how this happens.

There are several versions of a hysterectomy. Actually removing the uterus is the most invasive. I'm referring more to tubal ligation and such. Theyre all lumped in together.

[AdminAssistant]

Also, our first 'date' of any magnitude involved Burger King. I got a kid's meal.

My first date with my high school boyfriend was at a Burger King.

He was also of the opinion that "no" meant "maybe." And "maybe" meant "yes."

Jerk.

[Wenchie]

There are several versions of a hysterectomy. Actually removing the uterus is the most invasive. I'm referring more to tubal ligation and such. Theyre all lumped in together.

I had a friend who had a tubal ligation and she still got pregnant. She also got pregnant with her first kid while on the pill AND using condoms. We decided that she husband had super-sperm.

[NotSoInnocent]

There are several versions of a hysterectomy. Actually removing the uterus is the most invasive. I'm referring more to tubal ligation and such. Theyre all lumped in together.

Tubal ligation and hysterectomy are -not- "lumped in together", hun. Completely different surgeries. A tubal ligation is one of those that aren't 100% effective. It's a surgery that cuts, crimps, burns or otherwise removes from use a portion of the fallopian tubes. A hysterectomy is the complete removal of the uterus. An oophorectomy is the removal of the ovaries and is sometimes performed along with a hysterectomy. Either of those surgeries -is- 100% effective as birth control. No uterus or ovaries = no pregnancies because there is either no eggs or no place for eggs to become fertilized and no way for sperm to physically get to the eggs because the cervix is sealed or removed during a hysterectomy.

(Lot of research after a couple of pregnancies occurring between the time of my tubal ligation and this past May when I had a complete hysterectomy w/oophorectomy.)

[Eisa]

My first date with my high school boyfriend was at a Burger King.

He was also of the opinion that "no" meant "maybe." And "maybe" meant "yes."

Jerk.

Huge jerk. Should be thrown to ravenous sharks.

I guess Burger King doesn't have to be a bad date, it was just with everything else somehow...

Eisa, I would like an introduction to that 'ex' one day. Grrrr.

Also *hugs* I am sorry there are .. bibeds out there like that. (I refuse to call them men or even human)

Hey, I'm good with that...you can meet him...perhaps with blowtorch in hand? Sometimes I'm very glad he lives in another state. At least I don't have to see him. And he's never contacted me again. I actually broke up with him officially several months after the...summer of hell...[I had to go back to ID for school, thank Gawd]. And never mentioned all of what he did, still kind of regret that.
*hugs*

[zombiequeen]

Oh god...the idiot called today while I was gone...he wants to know if I'm going to his halloween party...and my mum said maybe. So he's going to call back later when I'm home. I'm not answering the phone, and if hubby has to, death will occur.
She's the reason I'm not over anything yet...I was so glad when we moved out of here the first time, and now that we're back, I'm having panic attacks and flashbacks on a weekly basis.
When you guys come and get rid of King Idiot number 1, could you kind of like lecture my mum on "Hey don't tell the raper that your daughter will go to his party" because you know, that's kind of a bad idea to do.

[Wenchie]

I changed my relationship status on fb to "in a relationship" and ex still sent me more messages. Wants to take me out to see Evil Dead: The Musical. Great idea, but NO. He even specified that it would be a date. Ummmm.... *points at relationship status*