LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[Victory Sabre]

Watch Hoarders with me. It'll make you feel better about your place.

I've got Return of the Jedi on Spike on my TV right now. Leah in her metal bikini is cool.

[lupo pazzesco]

metal bikinis may look cool, but coming from someone who has worn chain mail/metal tops, it pinches. In ALL the wrong places. Nowhere near as awesome feeling as it looks. >.>

[Amina516]

In ALL the wrong places. Nowhere near as awesome feeling as it looks. >.>

Do tell...and show.

[lupo pazzesco]

been about 7 years since I had any, and no. Just. No.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Ugh. Holiday be over. Nighty night chickies.

[csquared]

IF seen 101 yr old penis' (would the plural be peni??? ) and many many many more.

Nothing scares me... Bring it on.. LMAO

The Wife won't let me show off the private bits.

If you are into spare tires and moobs, here is a photo from my web site. You won't need brain bleach, but it ain't eye candy either. I'm the one on the right.

[AdminAssistant]

Dr. Pepper and Maker's Mark is amazing, for those who were still wondering.

[Becks]

I'm not wearing pants.

[Magpie]

I'm not wearing pants.

Neither am I, and I'm at work.

[Treasure]

according to the quiz I just took, I have slept with 11 less people than the average 34 year old female...

Just took your quiz - i is a slut lol i have slept with 3 more ppl than the average 27 yr old.....

but i waited til i was 19.... doesn't that count for something?

[Becks]

Neither am I, and I'm at work.

Skirt? Shorts? Kilt? Dress? Skort?

[csquared]

This morning I went to work wearing only my underwear.

[Amina516]

You lot scare me a little.

[BookstoreEscapee]

You little scare me a lot.

[Becks]

You lot scare me a little.

You little scare me a lot.

My work here is done.