LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[Whiskey]

But I'm afraid I'll doze off and drown.

I have the unfortunate affinity for taking drunk showers. I passed out in the bottom of the tub once, didn't drown.

[Pedersen]

Well almost done with work. Time to go home. Have a good night (unless GTA San Andreas pisses me off), I'm offline for the night.

I've played GTA 3 on up. I still say that Vice City was the best of them. Best soundtrack, best map (big enough to keep you occupied, small enough that going from end to end didn't take 10 minutes of driving. 20 if you're driving like you would in real life.

here you lazy motherfucker no one cares about links *snipped fantastic picture*

I can find a hat in that picture. I just don't want to

I should get some say in this, shouldn't I, considering what's being haggled over. >.>

Considering the way people get bartered in this thread, you should feel privileged to know that your responses are being read at all, never mind listened to. And you want a say in it? I think the only say you're going to get is whether or not the box you get shipped in will be plastic or wood.

I smack you when you're not being subtle.

Does the smack only apply to him, or can others get smacked as well?

[KiaKat]

Does the smack only apply to him, or can others get smacked as well?

Well, he's easiest to smack. I just have to ask his roommate to do it for me.

Or his cat. She actually listens to me. Sometimes.

If I can develop some method of actually smacking people via the internet, I'd be rich.







ooooo! NEW PROJECT!






hmm.... need that.... need that too... don't need that... DAMMIT I NEED A TELEPORTER.

Does anyone have a spare teleporter sitting around?

[Whiskey]

hmm.... need that.... need that too... don't need that... DAMMIT I NEED A TELEPORTER.

Does anyone have a spare teleporter sitting around?

i have a couple


just need a photo of them boobs to see if you qualify

[Whiskey]

I'm back from gang banging

this isnt getting enough attention

[Wenchie]

hmm.... need that.... need that too... don't need that... DAMMIT I NEED A TELEPORTER.

Does anyone have a spare teleporter sitting around?

I need one too... would make my life a lot easier!

[Whiskey]

I need one too...

just need a photo of them boobs to see if you qualify

.......................

[lupo pazzesco]

I'm getting put in a BOX!?!?!

T_T

[KiaKat]

i have a couple


just need a photo of them boobs to see if you qualify

Dangit, how can there be no photos of my boobs out there?

I mean, seriously, I've been to Dragon*Con TWICE. Everyone ELSE'S boobs got photographed!

[Pedersen]

Of course you are! Once you get bartered away, then you have to be sent off to the right person. I'd demand a plastic box, with airholes. The wooden ones will leave splinters in painful places.

[Whiskey]

Dangit, how can there be no photos of my boobs out there?

I mean, seriously, I've been to Dragon*Con TWICE. Everyone ELSE'S boobs got photographed!

im too lazy to google

[Pedersen]

girl i cant be drunk for 11 hours

You of all people would be the one person I would turn to if I needed someone to be drunk for an extended period of time. From what I've seen, weeks on end should not be a problem for you.

And you were complaining about a mere 11 hours?

[lupo pazzesco]

I already have splinters thanks, but no thanks.

Wooden pallets of boxes of books. Blech. And a bruise on my torso, right below my boobs, which happened when I tripped while wrapping a pallet and landed hard on the corner of a box of books. Owwie.



I don't wanna be put in a box...wolfie's getting auctioned and HE'S not getting put in a box, is he?

[KiaKat]

Wolfie will probably have to drive to the winner.

Considering as of right now the winner is you.

[Pedersen]

I don't wanna be put in a box...wolfie's getting auctioned and HE'S not getting put in a box, is he?

I remember seeing someone... I think it was bardicwench... asking for him to be popped into a crate with a blanket and some dry food for shipping.