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  • #1

    Your last day at work

    A sort of game thread, following on from a thread which gave me a idea on the main board.

    Simple idea - It's your last day at work, you don't need a reference from this place, you can say or do anything you like to sucky customers, what do you do?

    I'll start

    on my last day I'm still prepared to help customers who'se behaviour is worthy of being helped, but to the others, I'm just gona put the phone down right in your face without warning!
    Customer "why did you answer the phone if you can't help me?"
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    Oh yes. When I used to work for BP, I got the race card thrown in my face at least once a day. I would most assuredly throw it right back at them had I been given a chance to.
    A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

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    • #3
      This is too funny. I used to work in the operating room in my hospital. We had an entire aisle...both sides, in our store room that was dedicated to sutures (the stuff used for stitches. Just boxes upon boxes of different kinds.

      Anywho, a coworker shared with me one day..what she wanted her last day to be like.

      She wanted to dress up in a Pac Man costume (dont ask me why) and run through the suture aisle with both arms outstretched and knock everything onto the floor. Then basically run through all the ORs and hallways to freak everyone out (while in costume) and finally run away.



      Sadly, she never got that chance..but I love that idea to this very day.

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      • #4
        my last day in the call center I worked in I actually did this on the last few calls before the end of my shift...

        "Thank you for calling <company> this is Sarlon? how may i mess up your day?"

        Wouldn't believe how many laughs I got out of it....never got in trouble either...cause I'd be all smart mouthed too.
        It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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        • #5
          At home, drinking a nice scotch.
          Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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          • #6
            Come into work wearing a t-shirt that reads on front "I'm FREEEEEE!!!" and on back "OF MORONS IN MANAGEMENT"

            Proceed to do my job until first shift comes in.

            Grab a Mountain Dew..shake it up. Go into my boss, open Mountain Dew with it pointed toward him. Walk out early.

            What..do you get the impression I don't like my boss? Who me? Nah....
            Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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            • #7
              Answer all calls as "The Aperture Science Enrichment Center". Be a smartass. Hang up on people or dump tickets when I don't feel like dealing with it. Go out of scope when I do feel like dealing with it. Basically the things I would do every day if I didn't care. That's as far as I've got.
              Last edited by Jack; 08-25-2010, 10:15 AM.

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              • #8
                I wanna answer the phones with "pizza hut's open you should call them".. tell the people who dont know where they are they are too stupid for pizza.
                when someone says "i dont want to pay that much for a pizza," be able to say "thats ok, I dont want to deal with an asshole" and walk away!

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