Another exchange

[Nurian]

ME: (pulling my favorite, but most ragged shirt out of the closet) I think I'll wear this today.
WIFE: Oh no, honey. Get a new shirt!
ME: What? Why?
WIFE: Because it's holey! (no, it was not intentional, I'm told)
ME: Exactly! It's a gift from God!
WIFE:....
ME: You're going to hurt me now, aren't you?
WIFE: Consider it divine retribution....

[Kanalah]

LOL!

That sounds a lot like a lot of conversations hubby and I have.

[Nurian]

This one is midly NSFW:

WIFE: Hey, can't I pull the pictures off of my camera onto my computer?
ME: Yes, but you need this (micro SD to SD adapter). You take it out of that (camera) put it in this (adapter) before you put it in that (SD scanner).
WIFE: That sounds like the worst sex talk ever.
ME: Yeah, put at least it was safe sex as you had to put it in this first.
WIFE: *facepalm*

[Elspeth]

*groan* Are you my hubby's twin?! I swear we have had the same kind of conversations.

[Magpie]

You're only posting conversations that make your wife look bad. Where are the ones where she makes you cringe instead?

[Nurian]

My wife is above making puns like this :P

[Nurian]

My wife makes me laugh. Last night, we were playing FIFA 2010 World Cup. She moves her forward into striking and I hear a bang and she yells "OW!"

ME: What did you do?
WIFE: ....nothing
ME: So why are you grabbing your toe?
WIFE: I kicked the desk.
ME: You kicked the desk?
WIFE: Yes...
ME: When your guy was about to kick you actually kicked?
WIFE: Noooo......well, yeah.
ME: .....you're a nut.
WIFE: You love me and you know it!

[Midorikawa]

ME: When your guy was about to kick you actually kicked?
WIFE: Noooo......well, yeah.
ME: .....you're a nut.

...This exchange reminded me of a good friend of mine from back home who used to yell "BANG BANG BANG!" when she fired her gun in Halo. :-D

*silence*
Friend (on other team, across the room): "BANG BANG BANG! awwwwww!"
Teammate: Heh. <Friend> just went down shooting.
Friend: I'll get you next time, Teammate2!

[malmalthekiller]

I literally have to buy my boyfriend shirts before he stops wearing the ones with holes in them.

[Midorikawa]

I literally have to buy my boyfriend shirts before he stops wearing the ones with holes in them.

My wife makes mine disappear in the wash cycle. It's a guy thing, especially a geek guy thing. I'll be 25 in a week, and a shirt I got in 6th grade still fits, and I still wear it regularly. :-)

[Nurian]

She knows that'd hurt me. She'd never get rid of it.

[Mikkel]

WIFE: Oh no, honey. Get a new shirt!

I can't believe that nobody have posted this link yet.

[TheMike]

ROFL, you two sound like me and my wife, she usually ends our conversations with "...it's a good thing I love you."

[Nurian]

ROFL, you two sound like me and my wife, she usually ends our conversations with "...it's a good thing I love you."

My wife says that one to me, too