For some reason my cat is beating the hell out of the litterbox hood ...
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Did I volunteer for something? Yesterday I saw three different cars with Tennessee plates... in Utah ...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Mulching the front yard.
Khan: "What does mulch do?"
Me: "It keeps the plants warm and holds in moisture."
Khan: "Does it protect the plants from zombies?"
Me: "Yes. You missed a spot there."
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Quoth AnaKhouri View PostMulching the front yard.
Khan: "What does mulch do?"
Me: "It keeps the plants warm and holds in moisture."
Khan: "Does it protect the plants from zombies?"
Me: "Yes. You missed a spot there."
How 'bout my compost? Does it protect plants from zombies? (At this present time it's about 80% tea leaves and various components from flavoured teas ... if that helps.)
Currently watching this cheery little British mockumentary titled "Q.E.D. - A Guide to Armageddon."
Why yes, final exams are next week ... why do you ask?
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My 3-year-old just saw The Wizard of Oz for the first time.
Son: "Why doesn't that robot man hit the witch with his ax?"
Me: "Ummmm...I don't know, actually."
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My son received a stuffed penguin. He has named it 'Fly'.
Kids can be so cruel.
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Kids have a way of pointing things out about grown-up stuff.
And then we do the same about their cartoons.
(How the hell do the ponies move like that without breaking bones? Celestia's like GUMBY in her ballad for heaven's sake!)
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If anyone in the PNW hears a loud explosion, that will be my Aunt and Uncle when my hubby tells them he got a full time job and he starts Wednesday.
HAHAHAHAHA
Yes he will still be working nights and weekends for the aunt and uncle.Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children.
My blog Darkwynd's Musings
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riddle me this. Why in the world would you have a 2 year replacement plan on a guide to a video game?!?!?Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children.
My blog Darkwynd's Musings
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If I decide to donate my corpse to Bodyworlds, I'll stipulate that they have to put me in a cool pose. Maybe riding a horse.
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Ok .. my brain is weird.
Right now I have Insomnia. So my facebook update was...
Insomnia, we have to stop meeting like this. What will my special other Marmalady (used her facebook name though of course) think of our late night rendezvous? I wish..I wish I could quit you.Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
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Hmm ok one of my favorite shows of all times..and I have one of the characters names wrong!? Heard it all the time as Flo..and apparently it was Glo? How...how is this possible?!Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
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