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So not worth it. Now they will both have assault charges.
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Ooh what's your book about? Apologies if you've mentioned it and I've missed it!Quoth AnaKhouri View PostMy book is officially out! Apparently some other woman has a book out today. I don't think she can be very good though, since she's in her 80s and only has one other published work.
I think the next volume should be the Wit and Wisdom:Complete Sayings of Khan
The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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From our local jobs page :
'Wanted:Experienced Bobcat Planer...'
For when your bobcat just isn't smooth enough to rip you limb from limbThe Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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I guess if three people, over the course of one week, mention how much weight I've lost, I must be looking better than I thought...When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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Diet thought: I am not actually supposed to put pie in my piehole."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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Farmers' market haul:
Onions
Potatoes
Smoked sausage
Kohlrabi
Steampunk Cider
Lavender cupcakes
Roma beans (flat green beans)
Tomato burgundy sauce
Now, what the hell do I do with a kohlrabi?
When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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Feed it to an enemy?Quoth MoonCat View Post...Now, what the hell do I do with a kohlrabi?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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put him in the grill and cook with him? *badum tish* [for those going "huh?", I read it like coal-rabi]ACNL Dream Address: 5300-6013-1370Comment
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Did they have rabbis in the Carboniferous?Quoth darkroxas45 View PostI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Dear Puzzles and Dragons- How do you expect me to be able to beat a boss monster that can one-shot me? Because I really would like to know your logic here."Things that fail to kill me make me level up." ~ NateWantsToBattle, Training Hard (Counting Stars parody)Comment
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Some ideas, including info on how to prep it for cooking.Quoth MoonCat View PostNow, what the hell do I do with a kohlrabi?You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~ArgabargaComment
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Blueberry ice cream....
Sis is making it right now
ETA: OMG is this stuff delicious.....!!!!!!!!!!!Last edited by MoonCat; 08-09-2015, 01:41 AM.When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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A local grocery store is carrying my absolute all time favorite ice cream flavor!!!! Baskin Robbins Peanut Butter n Chocolate. NO other brand does this flavor right IMO, and as far as I can tell there are no Baskin Robbins stores anywhere within about 75 miles of me. Time to stock up! Thank goodness I've got a chest freezer.
You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~ArgabargaComment
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If Deadpool was on an island/stranded with no immediately available food, he could just cut hunks of himself off to eat.
Then I wonder what would happen to other people who ate Deadpool for dinner. Like, would the cancer get into their systems too, since he's riddled with it?Comment
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UGH, the baby has learned the Art of Going Boneless when you take him away from something he wants to do. Like stick his fingers in wall outlets.Comment
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