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Have you ever heard of a Shark eat moths?
Somehow, my apartment had been overrun with moths. I set up these fly traps, but they are not enough. So, I decide to vacuum up the moths.
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And the studios have come full circle as they are not making old animated movies as live action movies.Quoth Ceir View PostThings I've learned from having the retro cartoon channel on as background noise:
- Hanna-Barbera made way more "talking animal with alliterative or rhyming name" characters back in the '60s and '70s than I realized.
- Similarly, studios in the '90s made way more "these Classic Cartoon Characters But As Little Kids" shows than I realized.
- Heck, they'd make anything into a Animated Series in the '90s. Mr. T, Police Academy, ALF, Beetlejuice...
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Things I've learned from having the retro cartoon channel on as background noise:
- Hanna-Barbera made way more "talking animal with alliterative or rhyming name" characters back in the '60s and '70s than I realized.
- Similarly, studios in the '90s made way more "these Classic Cartoon Characters But As Little Kids" shows than I realized.
- Heck, they'd make anything into a Animated Series in the '90s. Mr. T, Police Academy, ALF, Beetlejuice...
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Why would anyone want a bottle opener on the bottom of their shoe? Why would you want a bottle next to something that has been going through dirt, mud, sand, or other things?
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Just took the dog for a walk, pretty sure I saw two box elder bugs fuckin' like nothing matters.
Get a room you two.
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Carolina squatting your clapped-out Chevy Colorado is definitely a choice. One that probably involved many substances, illicit and otherwise. I don't want to know.
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Young Folks is still grotesquely awful...and yet it endures. Fuck Peter and Bjorn with John.
Grocery store muzak system, gimme all the stomp clap hey you want, but not that.
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Sometimes I do it to myself.
> Be me. Nom on some hard candy.
> Have a coughing fit, bring up a splotch of bright red.
> Freeze in momentary panic before my eyes fall on the cherry Jolly Rancher wrapper from five minutes ago literally next to my other hand.
It's not even Monday, or Friday for that matter!
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Or how "romantic" "I Will Always Love You" (which is a BREAKUP song) or "Saving All My Love For You" (a side piece is whining about how awful it is that "her" so-called "man" hasn't left his FAMILY for her yet) are.Quoth Ceir View Post
Or like everyone who somehow decides 'Every Breath You Take' is romantic. Cripes, do you not actually pay attention to the words?
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Oh my god, yes. So creepy.Quoth Ceir View Post
Or like everyone who somehow decides 'Every Breath You Take' is romantic. Cripes, do you not actually pay attention to the words?
Kind of like that American Idol winner, Clay Aiken's single "Invisible." "If I was invisible, Then I could just watch you in your room. If I was invisible, I'd make you mine tonight." HELLO!?
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