Dammit, I Am *NOT* a Cat Person!

[Pedersen]

Yes, my cat is full of !@#$.

I thought that was all cats, not just one in particular.

This might be the pessimist in me, but 4-5 week old kittens don't make great escapes. I'm still going with "abandoned"

I have to agree. It very much looks abandoned, or like it's mother just lost track of it in the storm. I'm not sure which.

HE ADMITS IT Y'ALL

And now I guess I get to call Whiskey a bitch, right? Is it my turn? Or is there a queue?

[Whiskey]

And now I guess I get to call Whiskey a bitch, right? Is it my turn? Or is there a queue?

again?

(07:23:14 PM) Pedersen: you are a total bitch

[Wenchie]

And now I guess I get to call Whiskey a bitch, right? Is it my turn? Or is there a queue?

And yet I notice that you're not denying it...

[Pedersen]

Well, I wanted to make sure I did it properly. I realize that, in IM, I might not have been following proper protocols. With someone of your prestige, I'm sure there's forms to fill out, applications to be processed, etc. For all I know, my calling you a bitch might have been denied, and I can reapply next year to try again.

This way, posting it in the thread? Yeah, I get to make sure I follow proper protocol next time. Hell, there's probably a book in your library which discusses the full procedure, but it's always mysteriously checked out by a blonde with great calves.

Oh, hey, what's this?

[dalesys]

Oh, hey, what's this?

It left out the essential hyperdimensional space warps. And any indication of the pythonic convulsions.

[Pedersen]

Hooray! Yippee! Woohoo!

Okay, who's ready to roll their eyes? Care to guess why I'm happy?

"Hey You!" has actually both piddled and pooped in his litter box. He's eating solid food (granted, I have to show him where it is), he's drinking on his own (same deal), and he's excreting properly.

So, all in all, he's looking like he's in good shape. Now, I didn't get the chance to get the alarm clock (I really didn't want to leave him in the car while I went in the store for an alarm clock), so he's sleeping across the house again. But he's in good shape. Maybe I actually can help him. Maybe.

[Wenchie]

So, all in all, he's looking like he's in good shape. Now, I didn't get the chance to get the alarm clock (I really didn't want to leave him in the car while I went in the store for an alarm clock), so he's sleeping across the house again. But he's in good shape. Maybe I actually can help him. Maybe.

Yay! Congrats! Glad things are settling down and he's settling in.

You're going to make a great cat-dad. You train him in, and he'll train you at the same time!

[Whiskey]

why I'm happy?

cat pooped

not a cat person at all

[tropicsgoddess]

OMG what a cute widdle kitten!!!

[Pedersen]

not a cat person at all

Okay, I admit it: I'm lost in all of these forms. Do I need to fill out form YOUHO at this point? I mean, I know I've got the right application in here somewhere (but really, 823 forms, and I gotta take a number for each question? Dammit, I should just be able to call you nasty names without having to stand in line, I think).

[Wenchie]

Okay, I admit it: I'm lost in all of these forms. Do I need to fill out form YOUHO at this point? I mean, I know I've got the right application in here somewhere (but really, 823 forms, and I gotta take a number for each question? Dammit, I should just be able to call you nasty names without having to stand in line, I think).

Don't forget to submit the form in triplicate.

[Whiskey]

I should just be able to call you nasty names without having to stand in line, I think

Theres a 70 year line and a fee you couldn't afford in your wildest dreams to call me nasty names. The end of the line is somewhere in New Zealand.

[Wenchie]

Theres a 70 year line and a fee you couldn't afford in your wildest dreams to call me nasty names. The end of the line is somewhere in New Zealand.

No no no... the end of the line is in Nunavut. He'll have to fight though hordes of catalog-wielding pink-camofied zombies.

[Whiskey]

No no no... the end of the line is in Nunavut. He'll have to fight though hordes of catalog-wielding pink-camofied zombies.

Your move, pedersen.

[dalesys]

Theres a 70 year line and a fee you couldn't afford in your wildest dreams to call me nasty names. The end of the line is somewhere in New Zealand.

The line for nommy names is much shorter...


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