My uncle owns a house here in college town, so I'm living here while I go to school. I get to live here rent-free, but I pay the utilities (gas, water, electric). Both my roommates and my landlord are pissing me off.
Roommates:
- Leave lights on and then leave for the day. I come back from morning class and find the bathroom light and exhaust fan on for God knows how long. They also leave their computer and TV on all night.
- Buy groceries and let them spoil. I found a bag of salad, a barely-used jar of mayonnaise, ranch dressing, bread, rice cakes, and soda ALL past their expiration date.
- Leave their thermostat just a few degrees colder than mine. I'll explain later.
Landlord:
- Accused me of spilling cheese on the new couch. Didn't do it, it was my other roommate. Fuck that shit.
- Wants me to use that overpriced bullshit "HE" detergent in the washing machine when a 1/4 cap of the regular detergent works just as well.
- Requires me to keep my side of the house's door closed because of the thermostat difference. First of all, why the fuck does this house have two AC systems? That's a ridiculous waste of energy. Second, I have tried turning theirs up, I've tried turning mine down (which it is right now, and I'm freezing), but he still wants my door closed.
Dicks, all of them.
Roommates:
- Leave lights on and then leave for the day. I come back from morning class and find the bathroom light and exhaust fan on for God knows how long. They also leave their computer and TV on all night.
- Buy groceries and let them spoil. I found a bag of salad, a barely-used jar of mayonnaise, ranch dressing, bread, rice cakes, and soda ALL past their expiration date.
- Leave their thermostat just a few degrees colder than mine. I'll explain later.
Landlord:
- Accused me of spilling cheese on the new couch. Didn't do it, it was my other roommate. Fuck that shit.
- Wants me to use that overpriced bullshit "HE" detergent in the washing machine when a 1/4 cap of the regular detergent works just as well.
- Requires me to keep my side of the house's door closed because of the thermostat difference. First of all, why the fuck does this house have two AC systems? That's a ridiculous waste of energy. Second, I have tried turning theirs up, I've tried turning mine down (which it is right now, and I'm freezing), but he still wants my door closed.
Dicks, all of them.



There is a whole laundry list of stuff we aren't "allowed" to have here, including candles and bug spray.
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