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  • I have the strangest dinner conversations

    So over dinner tonight I had the following conversation with a friend of mine. The resulting ad is over on the Official Pervfest Thread over in games.

    Her:we should make flavored condoms in the shape of baked goods. Like a stack of oreos or a tube of cookie dough.

    Me: we should. What would we call them though? Condnomnoms?

    Her: yes! What should our tag line be? We need to have a tag line!

    Me:... Because everything's better with cream filling?

    Her: SK you win at life.
    Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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    Yes you do very much WIN at life!
    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

    Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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    • #3
      That means you have to have one that's shaped like a twinkie...

      ^-.-^
      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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      • #4
        I would be an investor!
        "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

        I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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        • #5
          Condnomnoms
          I would buy this product
          Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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          • #6
            Quoth Whiskey View Post
            I would buy this product
            So would I...although I'm not sure how Fiance would feel about it.
            "Even arms dealers need groceries." ~ Ziva David, NCIS

            Tony: "Everyone's counting on you, just do what you do best."
            Abby: "Dance?" ~ NCIS

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            • #7
              Quoth Whiskey View Post
              I would buy this product
              I think I would be a bit paranoid about wearing it . I mean, here you are, wearing something which not only taste like but look like Oreos on your precious.

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              • #8
                Quoth AdminAssistant View Post
                So would I...although I'm not sure how Fiance would feel about it.
                Quoth Mikkel View Post
                I think I would be a bit paranoid about wearing it . I mean, here you are, wearing something which not only taste like but look like Oreos on your precious.
                Funny I was thinking along the lines of AdminAssistant. Thank you Mikkel for confirming that we're not crazy.

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                • #9
                  but think of the skeevy pick-up lines that could be bred from this!

                  "Hey baby want any cookies and milk?"

                  "Ever eaten a whole tube of cookie dough?"

                  "Oh yeah I'd let her suck the filling out of my eclair"

                  ...on second thought if you value your delicious baked goods don't think of the skeevy pick up lines that could be bred from this.
                  Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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                  • #10
                    I have a tendency to go "NOMMS!" and go all rawr with my sharp little teeth. I bet hubby would be frightened by this thought and not want any.

                    However...pranking someone by inflating a condom and throwing it into the room would be even more fun. I do this to my friends, does that make me odd?

                    Lastly, WIN OF WINFULLNESS IS WIN
                    Oh wook at teh widdle babeh dwaggin! How cyuuute babeh dwag-AAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! *nom*
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