Evil Thoughts about Exes & Sheep

[Whiskey]

Or someone else you like.

Like me. I am down to a shot of whiskey and payday isn't for another week and a half. With your donation, you could supply a really hot broad with enough really cheap whiskey to last until payday. <cue sad background music> Don't let a drunk dry up. Donate today.

To me.

[Mytical]

I must be starting to come out of my funk. Came >.< close to posting "So..just received a blow up sheep in the mail...", but figured people might think me serious.

[Whiskey]

^aww you should have that wouldve been funny

[Jester]

Don't let a drunk dry up. Donate today.

I have whiskey (Jack) and rum. You just have to get here.

[Mytical]

Hehe though I am an ex of Wenchie's..if I ever behave like that I'd want somebody to put me outta my misery.

[TelephoneAngel]

i hate to tell you this but those are the types of guys who do not go away.............ever............

some 27 years yes you read that right, i started going out with a guy who i stayed with for 6 years. every so often to this day he reappears every few months with a message .........."are you sure you don't want to fuck me?"

over the years these messages have come by letter by phone when he worked out where i was, by email when a mutual friend gave him my email address..........

not irritating or creepy enough to be actual stalking but still..............that's over 21 years of it.He doesn't want me and is married but still thinks exactly like the guy you are talking about.The last message i had was about 6 months ago by my own cell phone so someone must have given him the number i'm about expecting another one.......

Let's both send them blow up sheep.

[Wenchie]

I must be starting to come out of my funk. Came >.< close to posting "So..just received a blow up sheep in the mail...", but figured people might think me serious.

Brat.

Hehe though I am an ex of Wenchie's..if I ever behave like that I'd want somebody to put me outta my misery.

There's a difference. Things with us just didn't work out.

[Whiskey]

I have whiskey (Jack) and rum. You just have to get here.

You got my bike?

[superhotelworker]

Jester: Can I just have an Amaretto sour? Gods that sounds amazing right now.
Wenchie, I loves you.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

He doensn't need a blow up sheep. He can go on a date with Mrs. Hand and her four daughters anytime he wants.

Just block him where you can and ignore him where you can't. You don't have to respond to this guy. He wants a warm place to put it. Everytime you respond to him, even negatively, you are sending a message that the negotiation is still on. If it's not, you have nothing more to say.

I know a guy who had a meaningful, long term relationship with various cartons of microwaved cow's liver. Do not allow him to flatter you or make you feel you owe him anything.

[Mikkel]

I know a guy who had a meaningful, long term relationship with various cartons of microwaved cow's liver. Do not allow him to flatter you or make you feel you owe him anything.

Get the guy a watermelon as in this story. Definitely NSFW!

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...06&postcount=1

[dalesys]

Is the blowup sheep full of C4?

[blas]

Aw, Wenchie *big squishy hug*.

Been there, done that, got the tshirt. Except the sheep part.

But look on the bright side: a guy is going to come along who will want YOU, only you, from the get-go, and you're going to be in a great relationship soon enough. That feeling is the best feeling after you've been willy-nillied around by some turd.

I'm only speaking as a heterosexual female, but I cannot fathom why guys do this sort of thing, and then actually have the nerve to get upset and angry when the girl moves on, either with someone else or if she just stays the hell away from him because it's the right thing to do for her. Hello, you ruined your chance, what makes you think she was really going to wait for you to be "ready" for a relationship with her? How long did you really think she'd wait around? You have no one to blame but yourself for letting her go and let someone better come along, or that she realized she was better off without you.

And to Telephone Angel, I hear you there and wow, 20+ years of him popping up randomly....that's enough to piss off the Pope. Every once in a while, I get a text or call (I've had the same # for years) and it's someone from the past, thinking I may actually even give a care about him or may want to meet up. They just don't get it. They are hopeless.

[Becks]

Get the guy a watermelon as in this story. Definitely NSFW!

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...06&postcount=1

There aren't words.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

There aren't words.

Sure there are. For example, "what." And "the." Also "f."